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If you ever visit Asia as an American sized American, don’t just think you can buy all the cool shirts you see.

Them shits all wind up wearing like midriffs on these bods.

My dog just woke up, went to the window, saw the season’s first snow and barked at it

First order of business at new company, find the #cars channel on slack.

It’s new job day!

Football is so dumb, lol

You ever find yourself in a situation with family where you can’t decide whether you want to slap them or hug them?

Free boi is dead.
Workin boi winter is coming.

derek.broox.com...free-boi-summer

I’ve been slackin on yoga…

I’m gonna do some yoga.

Iowa... what an embarrassment.

My state just re-elected an 89 year old man to represent us.

this morning:
- wrote code for a couple contract gigs
- voted
- received laptop for the job i start on monday
- got a competing job offer
- 😵‍💫

I love watching dudes rise to power only to show the world that they’re really just a little bitch boys.

If you care about your neighbors, the earth, future generations, and/or continuing to have a voice, vote.

Make time today or tomorrow and vote.

Kari’s having a teacher brunch that turned into me making old fashioneds for folks. I’ve never made an old fashioned this early.

Huh, a whole World Series happened without me ever hearing about it.

That doesn’t seem possible.

Being a celebrity is very important. How could we dilute status like this?

Anyone else navigate their Apple Watch with their nose while your other hand isn’t free?

took my dog, durby for an after dinner walk with a lil tumbler of chocolate cake stout beer. halfway through, he saw a bunny, bolted, and now my face, hair and jacket are wearing more beer than i consumed.

aren't dogs just the best?

I will very, very, very, probably do it again, okay?

VOTE.

Make time, and go vote.

Let’s get some out of touch folks out of office. Please.