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Me: wait, why are you installing an apple TV on your car? Matt: so I can watch Netflix while I drive... ...

Just said to me after an introduction: "yeah, you're the guy who went to jail on the Obama campaign right?"

bounce it

RECRUITERS GONNA RECRUIT

Looks like I need a coat rack … and a wreath thesweethome.co...osting-parties/ via @homesweethome

Cheatin on Kari with node.js... I think I'm in love.

Having way too much fun reverse engineering terrible technology and services this evening... I hope this breaks my recent Sudoku addiction.

Doctors are dicks

Des Moines is missing a Korean restaurant. Can someone fix this? plz and thx

People eat pad thai for breakfast, right?

On top of fire and tornado drills, my wife's school is now doing emergency lockdown drills... This feels both very smart and very sad.

I can't believe MMS is still a thing.

IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE

I wish @SmartyPig's web and mobile apps were more like @Simplify.

To all my vet friends out there: You have balls... I like balls.

SUPER jealous of all my friends and family with new home projects... I would love to get outta this house and start something new.

Instead of partying, we should all debate obamacare!

Bout to watch Jamie shave her head!

Stepping onto a non-moving escalator: instant vertigo.

Just sold my OG 64GB 3G iPad to @target for $200... I wonder what they're gonna do with it.