Watching a dude super anally detail his Chrysler minivan at a gas station... It's a minivan, bro.
Microblog
This is a collection of 19,825 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.16 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
There is not enough vitamin water in the world to fix my body right now. Halfway home. It is hot.
oops! probably a bad day to have a wedding on the river. vine.co/v/huUM0DZDY9L
2 block line, haha. Great planning.
Today, we're riding bikes to the Iowa Craft Brew festival. Excited!
Every time I edit photos I think about the time @tyliner yelled "frame it!" at me after snapping an unacceptable shot with his camera. hahah
I've finally perfected the sazerac. All it took was a good hunk of my fresh peeled knuckle skin.
If you drive on i-80 and expect to drive 1-10 mph over the speed limit, you're gonna have a bad time.
I would love to arm the front of my car with a giant spring loaded bat so that I could knock drivers off the highway. That is my dream.
My new favorite hat is essentially a headband/visor/stocking cap that is made by crocs. Not even lying.
Here are some of the things I've used to document my life: derek.broox.com/photos/cameras
This was a hilarious song to wake up to on a Friday: youtube.com/wat...h?v=61vqSyfcSQk
Drilling out tiny rivets, reverse engineering, and fixing some low voltage lighting in my house. Woo! Kari's outta town! Party!
Chillin at the office. flickr.com/phot...oox/9094330615/
Long Dick Creek, Sac City, Cumming, Grundy Center, and What Cheer are all actual places in Iowa.
recruiters gonna recruit.
Playoff hockey is the best thing ever. So good!
"Do you have any specials right now?" *punches self in face*
Not having television right now blows. I just wanna watch hockey!
What is that... stench? ... OMG, I need it all over my body. vine.co/v/hu7z1Fhw3dv