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Just learned that you can see my eyeballs through my Oakley lenses...

Anyone else find it hilarious that the Chicago Blackhawk's logo is smirking? ...least intimidating logo ever.

Shopping is less fun these days... Let's have some beer.

"Sorry, we don't have a restroom" - lyin ass, Chicago shops

Shopping around Wicker Park after a great brunch with @BenHuh, @sneakstar, and @marlyho

These new green line cars are fancy.

Hurry up with my damn croissants.

Can someone get me some damn croissants?

Just carried a woman's luggage down the stairs... the homeless woman I used to watch drink on stoops, taunt cops, and get arrested. Weird.

Just got to hang out with my old buddy Zach for the first time in forever! I've missed that dude.

think about your dad flickr.com/phot...oox/9044613057/

"Your train is experiencing an equipment problem." - things that never happened while I lived here.

Watch @benhuh deal with it vine.co/v/blYD1bFUmgx

I am a total morning person today. It's awesome. Good morning, Chicagoooooooo.

Guess it's time to update the twitter client code on my site... while having some some minor breaking API change flashbacks. *cough*twitch*

bubblebubblebubble butt

I just mapped my history with the Foursquare Time Machine. Check out my infographic! foursquare.com/...eLhuZFnXrEu8%3D

Boosh. Good hockey is good. And did Shaw just drop the F bomb in that interview?

Johnny'll do ya

Ordering some Chicago style pizza, grabbing a six pack, and watching blackhawks hockey with Kari, ...Thank you, NBCsports live stream.