Microblog

Today, we're riding bikes to the Iowa Craft Brew festival. Excited!

Every time I edit photos I think about the time @tyliner yelled "frame it!" at me after snapping an unacceptable shot with his camera. hahah

I've finally perfected the sazerac. All it took was a good hunk of my fresh peeled knuckle skin.

If you drive on i-80 and expect to drive 1-10 mph over the speed limit, you're gonna have a bad time.

I would love to arm the front of my car with a giant spring loaded bat so that I could knock drivers off the highway. That is my dream.

My new favorite hat is essentially a headband/visor/stocking cap that is made by crocs. Not even lying.

Here are some of the things I've used to document my life: derek.broox.com/photos/cameras

This was a hilarious song to wake up to on a Friday: youtube.com/wat...h?v=61vqSyfcSQk

Drilling out tiny rivets, reverse engineering, and fixing some low voltage lighting in my house. Woo! Kari's outta town! Party!

Chillin at the office. flickr.com/phot...oox/9094330615/

Long Dick Creek, Sac City, Cumming, Grundy Center, and What Cheer are all actual places in Iowa.

recruiters gonna recruit.

Playoff hockey is the best thing ever. So good!

"Do you have any specials right now?" *punches self in face*

Not having television right now blows. I just wanna watch hockey!

What is that... stench? ... OMG, I need it all over my body. vine.co/v/hu7z1Fhw3dv

You'd think I'd be a bit better at handling life-stress after that last job of mine.

Lana Del Ray has a track about being in love with diet mountain dew. OMG. *slams another dewsk*

Lana Del Ray is damn good... and totally my mood right now.

Chillin outside with Garth Brooks, a cigar, some dark chocolate, and a splash of henney while the house cools down. Yes.