Microblog

This is a collection of 19,825 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.16 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

Showed Rankin my penny board, he hopped on and immediately landed the cleanest kickflip ever. Dammit.

"That wasn't at all as crazy as I thought it was going to be." - My wife, after seeing ICP for the first (and likely only) time.

Insane Clown Posse is in Des Moines tonight... and I am taking my wife, hahaha. Date night!

That moment when you crank the best part of a song and your wife just starts talking louder...

Using a clay bar to remove tar from a vehicle may be the least efficient thing possible. Also, I have the greasiest elbows ever.

Tonight for dinner we had bunless vegetarian sausages garnished like brats with bowls of sticky rice as sides... Kari was in charge.

That moment when you just start to wipe the wax off your car and see a reflection of yourself on the paint... so good.

My mom is the only person I've ever met who's figured out how to pocket dial with an iPhone.