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My uncle said, if you're gonna ball, you gotta keep a nice whip.

I love finding randomly placed, completely full, and freshly opened beers after a party. There's always at least one.

I suppose I should start spending more of this day on my feet...

I absolutely *hate* going to bed after the birds have woken up.

God bless America.

I've got the stankiest leg in the land.

Currently at the best place in the universe.

Man, I love hanging out with Charles McGrane.

Who wants to buy me a tattoo? I've got a serious hankerin for more ink.

I'm planning on having another, "Kari's not home" party tonight. You should absolutely come over later.

As a bullshit amateur photographer, it always feels good to see photos I've taken become people's avatars on the internets.

Every time I work on my home, I get an intense urge to lookup, find, and bitchslap the builder... If you're gonna do something, do it right.

You just don't see dudes in all leather riding Harleys and blaring Kendrick Lamar often enough.

Who's doing the best window tinting in the Des Moines area? ...I'm gettin tired of having a street legal car.

I smell like I just went to a beach... sunscreen and sweat.

Just completed a 11.12 mi bike with @RunKeeper. Check it out! runkeeper.com/u...tivity.shorturl #RunKeeper

Can't decide if I should bike, bus, or drive the 12 miles downtown for work today... what should I do?

Apple should really call iTunes Genius, iTunes Radio DJ... it doesn't seem to know shit about non-mainstream music.

Wait... @ParisHilton joined Cash Money?

This upcoming holiday weekend will be the 1st weekend in 11 weeks that I haven't been out of town or hosted guests. Pretty stoked on that!