Microblog

This is a collection of 19,824 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.16 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

Just bought a pint of Founders Centennial IPA for a dollar... because Des Moines, Iowa is amazing.

My wife and I have never bought a single one of our professionally taken wedding photos, hahaha.

Reinventing the wheel to park in fancier garages...

Does G W Bush really just always look like a doofus? or do photographers just capture those faces because that's how everyone portrays him?

Whoever started the trend of turning refrigerators into giant magnet/photo collages should be punched in the cock.

Just went back in time, stuck a letter into my mailbox, and put the flag up.

Just got offered either £200 or a PlayStation 3 to use a photo of mine... What do I chooooose?

Kicking this day off with @chamillionaire turned up to 11.

Attempting to update my project portfolio for the first time in 2 years... It is hard, but also super gratifying... I've done some things.

Slept like hell due to flashback stress dreams from the end of the campaign... whyyyyyyyy

KO Derf.

Whoa. Just tried @BanditBurrito for the first time while passing through Johnston... There needs to be more of these around DSM.

I wish that my job was half building software and half construction.

Making parts to fix my garage door with one of my "3D printers" flickr.com/phot...oox/8669383682/

We're up all night for good fun.

Kickin the night off with bottle service at lime. Join us!

OMG, LARP IS SO GOOOOOD.