Microblog

This is a collection of 19,751 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.6 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

God, I love bars playing late 90s music like they’re classics.

Today was great. Bittersweet.

Chicago bound.

A brand new pair of Grindshoes has just arrived in the mail. These old knees are about to die.

I’m excited for this summer

I asked my chiropractor for digital copies of my x-rays and he gave me a burned CD, lol. What do I do with this?

Seeing your wife walking down a city sidewalk and cat calling her as you drive by… hahah. 😍😍😍

Monday lunches always consist of @kbroox’s weekend leftovers. Today is Pad Thai and Pizza.

A Bloody Mary, but instead of Bloody Mary mix, you use SpaghettiOs.

Does anyone do murder rap yoga? I wanna go to murder rap yoga.

There’s a new grind shoe company launching called Epic Grindshoes. I just ordered a pair and I cannot wait, lol.

Passing out is annoying.

Today, my chiropractor beat the shit out of me with one of those massage guns. Holy cow. Those things are awesome.

The right Twix bar is the best.

That’s not my Will Smith!

I AM IN AN UBER LIKE IT’S 2012 AND WE DGAF. EXCEPT IT’S A MINIVAN WITH NO SUSPENSION! LIKE IT’S 2018! OH YEAH!

Is this where the March madness starts in Iowa?

I just finished booking a 6-leg, 2000 mile camping trip... with a pit stop at my sister's place in Georgia. Stoked!

You know, the Zalenskies also had an asshole, hothead neighbor in Honey I Shrunk the Kids...