Microblog

There’s a severed raccoon arm on my sidewalk. No raccoon in sight. I wonder what kind of suburb beast severs a whole-ass raccoon arm.

If you get covid from making out, is that an STD?

“Ugh! That is a bug! that you need to fix!” - Wifey, verbally filing an issue on my home automation system

Today, I got to see a bunch of family that I’ve not seen in years... It was very refreshing. A bunch of beautiful souls that I’ve seriously missed.

Laying in a holiday inn hotel room for the first time in some years and I can count 10 LEDs from various, hotel installed devices… God, bless the designer in charge of this tech constellation nightmare.

Driving like an asshole is my happiest place.

When the local covid testing spot knows your wife’s birthday by heart…

It is 73 degrees in Iowa right now. Totally normal December temperature.

This is a wild tweet t.co/6naQSf7rX2

The sound quality that comes out of these new MacBook pros barely makes sense.

Kitchen sink is clogged. Gonna burn down the house.

I wanna look like Techno Viking

Hey @kumandgo, have you ever thought about rebranding to skeet & yeet?

Just got my first Apple Watch and it is NERDY AF!!!

It’s good to put all your eggs in 1 basket.

Does anyone actually pursue jobs from companies that incessantly spam you?

This is how Jesus wanted us to be. t.co/VvaSdvnBcU

Football makes no sense. The whole game is so dumb, hahah.

I use phones like a boomer now

Do you pronounce jpeg with a hard j or a soft j?