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Football makes no sense. The whole game is so dumb, hahah.

I use phones like a boomer now

Do you pronounce jpeg with a hard j or a soft j?

Sometimes you just gotta blare some, fuck the world music, ya know?

This photo of Ron Jeremy in court is so gnarly t.co/wtLFUDvua3

Iowa nice! t.co/gUAtslUNpr

I just ordered new wheels and bearings for my 20 year old aggressive inline skates… Ready for some overly ripe froot bootin.

I just put my old aiaiai headphones on after a year or so of using AirPod Pros and holy shit… I forgot about bass.

I read the comments section of some news articles and watched a couple wacko televangelist videos this morning after I woke up… so, uh… Happy, “no faith in humanity” Wednesday!

“I’m so glad that you don’t wear pajama pants,” says @kbroox, as we walk past a grown-ass man wearing pajama pants at the grocery store.

Oh yeah, baby. I’ve got my shit together enough to wear real pants in public. Proud moment.

Just got BOOSTED cause I’m a big time VAX BOY and I need the WORLD TO KNOW.

The Christmas lights are fucked. The Christmas lights are always fucked.

If you’re not having your turkey pavochon style, you’re really missing out... Never goin back.

Thankful for these sane and eloquent old balls that perfectly represent me and my state. t.co/XL4yOCsDtn

Hey, thanks

I really don’t like fucking with the ops and infrastructure side of software. I just wanna build products, man.

Got in a wreck (rearended, everyone’s fine) on my way a dentist appointment and my hygienist is mad at me for being late, hahah. Fun day.

There’s not much better than hangin and talkin shit with @kbroox

Imagine getting shot dead at a cookie shop. Man. t.co/IvWoXQXZ71

Brought some sushi back to the office. Did not think about how those fried shrimp heads would smell. (sorry. sorry. sorry. I’m re-learning now to do this)