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The sound quality that comes out of these new MacBook pros barely makes sense.

Kitchen sink is clogged. Gonna burn down the house.

I wanna look like Techno Viking

Hey @kumandgo, have you ever thought about rebranding to skeet & yeet?

Just got my first Apple Watch and it is NERDY AF!!!

It’s good to put all your eggs in 1 basket.

Does anyone actually pursue jobs from companies that incessantly spam you?

This is how Jesus wanted us to be. t.co/VvaSdvnBcU

Football makes no sense. The whole game is so dumb, hahah.

I use phones like a boomer now

Do you pronounce jpeg with a hard j or a soft j?

Sometimes you just gotta blare some, fuck the world music, ya know?

This photo of Ron Jeremy in court is so gnarly t.co/wtLFUDvua3

Iowa nice! t.co/gUAtslUNpr

I just ordered new wheels and bearings for my 20 year old aggressive inline skates… Ready for some overly ripe froot bootin.

I just put my old aiaiai headphones on after a year or so of using AirPod Pros and holy shit… I forgot about bass.

I read the comments section of some news articles and watched a couple wacko televangelist videos this morning after I woke up… so, uh… Happy, “no faith in humanity” Wednesday!

“I’m so glad that you don’t wear pajama pants,” says @kbroox, as we walk past a grown-ass man wearing pajama pants at the grocery store.

Oh yeah, baby. I’ve got my shit together enough to wear real pants in public. Proud moment.

Just got BOOSTED cause I’m a big time VAX BOY and I need the WORLD TO KNOW.

The Christmas lights are fucked. The Christmas lights are always fucked.