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Look at this fun little thing that I helped build. twitter.com/Ven...708089506029568

I’ve been thinking about kleptocurrency a lot lately.

Just caught my work laptop in mid-air after I aggressively pushed myself away from my desk, snagged the power cable on my chair, and sent it flying.

Whew.

I love tweeting words. 6,058. 6/6/6.
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Anyone else think it’s weird that everyone talks about covid until they get covid? Then it becomes secret city.

Made it home from Chicago in under 5 hours and found quite a winter wonderland. Holy buckets of snow.

Spontaneous trip to Chicago to watch a Bulls game with @harper during a snow storm and covid surge? …I’ve done dumber things

Just threw a whole handful of wasabi peas in my mouth and started chomping. Jesus Christ.

420 6/9

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This is the news that I’m here for. t.co/cVk5QoQSiW

My resolution this year is to only eat plants that I’ve killed myself

I’m only interested in music that makes my hips thrust.

Lately, I’ve been learning that my jokes often don’t land the way that I expect them to

Getting back into UI dev is a-whole-nother game, man. Shit is so brittle… and fun.

Does anyone know if the CDC has recommended anything recently?

That feeling when you realize that it’s a paid holiday after being at work for 90 minutes… lol. Early dismissal!!!

Welp.. I spose it’s about time that I take my first shower of the year.

Just watched a movie. Don’t Look Up. It was pretty wild/funny/sad/scary.

“If I didn’t love you, that’d be a really douchey thing to hear outloud… I’m just sayin” - @kbroox responds to me talking

Just opened a very fun letter from the IRS. And by very fun, I mean, not fun at all.