Microblog

This is a collection of 19,872 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.57 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

x10 is some of the quirkiest tech ever, ha. Just had to install a 5 year old version of their software to make my home automation work again

Only Iowa and New Mexico require any evidence that public school teachers are effective before granting them tenure

Running errands on bicycles is not recommended today. Even the short errands, ha.

Just attempted to shake the mayo up to the lid of the bottle... it slipped out of my hand, shot across the kitchen, and exploded everywhere

I feel like I am going to finish about 10% of the things I wanted to finish before heading to Chicago this weekend. :(

Trying to let mom take me out for dinner... however everything in Des Moines is apparently closed on Sundays.

Just got home... And a small child just took her pants off and peed on my kitchen floor. Haha. Dammit.

Watching tiny kids dance is amazing. That shit is instinct! ...which is unfortunately an instinct that most of us bury away.

If you're in Des Moines GO TO Liars Club's block party tonight for the OG owners' last hoorah. Insane DJs... One of GaGa's producers. GO!!!