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If you’re not having your turkey pavochon style, you’re really missing out... Never goin back.

Thankful for these sane and eloquent old balls that perfectly represent me and my state. t.co/XL4yOCsDtn

Hey, thanks

I really don’t like fucking with the ops and infrastructure side of software. I just wanna build products, man.

Got in a wreck (rearended, everyone’s fine) on my way a dentist appointment and my hygienist is mad at me for being late, hahah. Fun day.

There’s not much better than hangin and talkin shit with @kbroox

Imagine getting shot dead at a cookie shop. Man. t.co/IvWoXQXZ71

Brought some sushi back to the office. Did not think about how those fried shrimp heads would smell. (sorry. sorry. sorry. I’m re-learning now to do this)

Getting a new computer is the easiest way, that I know, to close all of my browser tabs.

I am very bad at CSS

Just bought a new laptop for the first time ever. Feeling really big time right now. I’m a computer boi. Gonna compute things.

There’s not a whole lot better than going out with your best bud and kissin on the lips

OH MY GAWD IT’S SNOW. IIIIIIIING

It’s really good to have good friends.

Man, I got social media ROASTED today. I need to not make a habit of that. Shit’s exhausting.

At a Dave Chappelle show. My phone is about to be locked up for the foreseeable future… so, if you don’t here from me… just wait longer.

This is a real tweet t.co/GifgSgG3AM

My go-to chip brand accidentally messed up this batch of tortilla chips… Nearly every chip in the bag is all puffed up like those old 3D doritos and they. ARE. AWESOMMME

You know what’s awesome? Beer. Beer is awesome.

You know what’s cooler than a weekend? A 3-day weekend. Booyeah, babayyyyyyy. hash tag hangin