Microblog

This is a collection of 19,752 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.6 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

There is no satisfaction greater than getting your partner to react with an, “Oh my gawd! What is wrong with you?”

Last week when I boarded a flight in ATL, Delta scanned my face instead of my boarding pass. Facial recognition matched to my passport photo, which matched to my ticket and allowed me onboard. Zero contact and my boarding pass never came out of my pocket. 🤯 The future.

Tried on Apple watches. 😕
I think I finally want one. 😬
Probably gonna buy one. ☹️

The new Apple Watch aluminum colors make me so mad. To get something monochrome you have to pay $300+ more for SS or Ti, lol.

*old man fist shake*

I apparently only gnaw on my fingernails while at a computer and while driving. Cause I didn’t do either for a week and they straight up grew out like normal person.

I accidentally got us suckered into a 2 hour vacation club sales pitch, lol. Kari “wants to bash my face in and doesn’t want to speak to me until she has a drink and an hour in the sunshine.”

I’ve not been on an airplane in exactly 600 days… but I’m gonna change that tomorrow. Super ready for some tropical beach time.

Last night at dinner I went to the restroom and while I was standing at the urinal, a dude walked by and said, “nice jeans.” He then tooted his butt up and smacked his own ass to show me that he was wearing the same brand…

…I just said, “thank you.”

I didn’t wanna broadcast this on Kari’s birthday, but… she put fake pumpkins in front of our soundbar’s IR receiver and now I have to use a mobile app to adjust my volume and… just kill me now!!!!

My dishwasher is broken and my dining room is falling off the house. Happy Tuesday!