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Neanderthal lever!

Still going fast and danger. Night time beer darts.

Almost dangerously capsized a canoe twice, got hailed on, portaged gear a half mile, and hitch hiked today... runkeeper.com/u...tivity.shorturl

Just tried canoeing to schell brewery... turned into white water rafting and thunderstorms. Now, we're on the side of the highway...

Wearing cowboy hats and blaring waka flocka in Jeff's new truck.

Kari was able to use her awesome personality and boobs to score me a 312 phone tapper. flickr.com/phot...oox/5765844930/

Outta bed before 8! Lots to do before tagging along with Wingert on this random trip up north.

Just opened some junk mail and some crisp dollar bills fell out. Wtf. ...And now I'm probably gonna open more junk mail... dammit!

why are there 500 out-of-date des moines area trail maps around the internets? i just want one, up-to-date trail map.

Loving the western gateway more and more. Hung out at @AmericanaDSM and The Gas Lamp this evening. Check em out on desmoinesalive.com

welp, looks like a great time to fix a couple bugs, ballmer style.

Not having a home phone or a TV makes Mediacom upsell calls super painless.

woop! My new bike is finally in, built, and ready to pick up. Hoping the weather clears up so I can go get it and take it for a spin.

Apparently jumping on video chat while wearing a bright pink man tank is a bit alarming. Sorry, Steve.

"Cornell College Alumni Directory - PLEASE REPOND" Despite our inability to spell, I swear that I got a quality education at @CornellCollege

I just bought a spray bottle full of blood. Definitely one of the weirder things I've ever purchased.

It'd be sweet if this gchat/aim buddy list importer worked with Google hosted accounts!

Yall can just call me Peely Dan for the next couple days... This is the most annoying part of the tattoo healing process.

Won both games tonight and took 3rd place in both leagues... not a bad way to end the year. Now, foooood.

Hooray for hail damage! :(