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Taking a forced "clean my office" break, thanks to a mediacom outage...

My body did not like Broomball tonight. Took a shot to the dong, got mega-tripped, and lost both games. Dumb.

hey iowa friends, check out the sites that my buddy nick and i just relaunched: absolocal.com

And it might be a sign to go to bed when you watch your 4am cron job come in... goodnight.

Welp. Today was quite a day. I hit another good milestone with that @lucky33. Excited to continue.

Butter brains.

Partying up in liars club with DJ skeletor on the ones and chicken breasts.

Finally soft launched a project I've been working on for the past year. If you know what it is, check it out. If not, I'll tell you later.

My wife is currently returning the book that she surprised me with a book yesterday, haha.

Sleepy. Burnt out. I hate programmatically dealing with email.

I just randomly found one of my gloves in a parking lot downtown. I wonder when I lost that... I also wonder if I still have the other one.

Oh Rad! The wind blew a giant chunk of shingles off my roof. I hate home ownership so much.

Super bummed.

Who the hell is Prince William?

I need way more r8s in my garage.

Having a ridiculous conversation with my wife that I wish that @reddhed or @djdiverse were here to share. Amazing

I am at a hilarious event where I'm basically being routed through lines like cattle and being handed all sorts of awesome beers to try.

I hate dead silent public restrooms.

Driving down 62nd. Two miles an hour so everybody can see me.

OK, maybe drinking 32oz of diet coke wasn't the best thing to do before bed...