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Last night I dreamt I was on stage with @LadyGaga... Also I'm still straight.

Just randomly had a couple beers with Mark Doll. He gave me tickets to the beverage show Thursday... Am I gonna see @DaRealCraigO there?

Working downtown today... Anyone wanna grab a drink at The Gas Lamp any time? I wanna check that place out.

Bout to meet Reiter for lunch at huhot... and I'm still full from the weekend, let's see if I can get past 1 plate.

Pretty awesome that it stays light out long enough to mow the lawn at this hour.

Welp. I suppose I should get started on the "productivity" part of today's plan.

Family + Productivity. My only plans for the day.

Sent from my taint.

I have met 1 DJ that can drop dubstep in the club in non offensive way. @djdiverse.

If you live in Des Moines, know my buddy @djdiverse and are not his CD release party right now... you're a ruhtard. With a u.h.

"I hate new Dustin" cosign.

Well that was a pretty random, fun trip to Iowa city... heading back to Des Moines for that @djdiverse's release party.

"Derek!! Do you have a sleeve!?" -mom

My grandpa just showed up rocking a pretty fly Members Only jacket, haha.

Welp. Guess my body wants no more than 5 hours of sleep... Its gonna regret that later.

yyyughk! ...that's the best I can do at trying to spell out that clipse/pusha t sound that's in my head.

This dance floor right now, haha. Excellent people watching.

What's going on in DM tonight, friendsters? Let's hang out.

Ugh, wish it was wednesday.

"I feel positive Jesus would want rich people & big corps to pay more taxes than say, a schoolteacher" -Sarah Silverman