Microblog

This is a collection of 19,752 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.6 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

This WhatsApp / Facebook / Instagram DNS outage is fun. Let’s pretend like it’s 2009 and communicate with SMS.

I think we’d be better off if covid could just mutate in a way to end everyone above like.. 25 years old.

Just got off of a call with Barack Obama through his alumni association, and man… it’s always refreshing to hear that from that dude.

His chill demeanor, positive outlook, humility, respect and sanity are so missed.

Donda is a lot better when you’re in a dark place… but it still drives me crazy that it’s censored. wtf.

I’m on a 52-week Peloton yoga streak! I really miss the gym/studio, but this at-home program has been perfect for the apocalypse.

Do women get scammer friend requests on social networks from sexy dudes with their shirts off or bulging packages showing?

Man. Bummer to hear about Norm MacDonald.

If you haven't seen it, watch the moth joke that he told on Conan. It's one of my most favorite ever...

What a dude, he was.

youtu.be/jJN9mBRX3uo

Gimme that new iPhone 13 Pro. And for the first time ever, I’m maybe considering an Apple Watch.

Ad content has really shifted since I googled, “best male thong” over the weekend.

Problem: I’m ready for more tattoos, but I don’t have any subject matter ideas.

Can anyone tell me where to buy a nice bit rot jpg for fifty thousand dollars? I’ve just got some extra money that I would like to use to improve my rich white tech boy status.