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Dang. These San Bernardino Saints are smoking the Sconsin Packer boys.

I don’t love football, but I love the tradition of talking shit during the Iowa vs Iowa State football game. 46-22

Nice catch, blanco nino. But too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaacked

I mean, black jerseys ARE cooler than maroon and yellow ones.

Went out to meet a bunch of really good friends that I’ve not seen in a very long time and forgot to bring my camera to document it… dammit.

I ate a lot of garlic today. Who wants a smooch?

A dude that I work with just said that he eats Cheetos with chopsticks to avoid the messy fingers.

TODAY IN IOWA WE WILL WATCH OUR FAVORITE COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAM BECAUSE THIS IS ALL WE’VE GOT OK?

Today has been good. Yoga. Dogs. Friends. Tacos. Speeding. Beer. Sushi. Wifey.

I’m gonna listen to a korn album and see what that’s like.

That feeling when you open up the record mismatch letters from the IRS

IT’S CHAINSAW TIME

i just scheduled a meeting titled, “double click and align on product objectives and key results” cause I’m a big time business boy.

If these bad boys had some grind plates in them… I’d go pro again.
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Reading the internet/news after a couple days of being off the grid, and… I miss being off the grid.

Earlier this week, I was reminded that leisure is *spending* time and not *wasting* it. For someone who’s always trying to be productive, it was a good check.

Just broke Karis new gold nose ring trying to take it out. She is not impressed with me.

My latest revelation is that everything, literally everything, is corny.

Kari just described first day kindergartners as puppies. lol.

I don’t think I want a Tesla bot