Microblog

This is a collection of 19,780 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.81 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

I’ve not been on an airplane in exactly 600 days… but I’m gonna change that tomorrow. Super ready for some tropical beach time.

Last night at dinner I went to the restroom and while I was standing at the urinal, a dude walked by and said, “nice jeans.” He then tooted his butt up and smacked his own ass to show me that he was wearing the same brand…

…I just said, “thank you.”

I didn’t wanna broadcast this on Kari’s birthday, but… she put fake pumpkins in front of our soundbar’s IR receiver and now I have to use a mobile app to adjust my volume and… just kill me now!!!!

My dishwasher is broken and my dining room is falling off the house. Happy Tuesday!

This WhatsApp / Facebook / Instagram DNS outage is fun. Let’s pretend like it’s 2009 and communicate with SMS.

I think we’d be better off if covid could just mutate in a way to end everyone above like.. 25 years old.

Just got off of a call with Barack Obama through his alumni association, and man… it’s always refreshing to hear that from that dude.

His chill demeanor, positive outlook, humility, respect and sanity are so missed.

Donda is a lot better when you’re in a dark place… but it still drives me crazy that it’s censored. wtf.

I’m on a 52-week Peloton yoga streak! I really miss the gym/studio, but this at-home program has been perfect for the apocalypse.