Kari was back to working in a building for a couple weeks and then got sent right back home because of covid outbreaks... Here we go again.
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Kari was back to working in a building for a couple weeks and then got sent right back home because of covid outbreaks... Here we go again.
whenever someone starts singing happy birthday to you in public, just start singing along. then no one will know whose birthday it actually is.
When you take your dog to get his toenails clipped and the vet comes back out with a bottle of pills and says, “next time, give him 2 of these before you come in” … Butthole.
Benny Brooks is a cock
I've been working on this with a team of really awesome folks. It's great to see it rolling out! t.co/cOlQvfI10J
Watching my dog attempt to catch wasps in his mouth invokes a rollercoaster of emotions.
I played sand volleyball tonight, gonna meet with a bunch of startups tomorrow, my birthday is Thursday, I’m having a party Saturday, and I’ve got the rest of the week off. oh. yeah. baby.
Just dropped by my car dealership for service. The showroom is completely empty because they put every vehicle outside to make it look like they have new inventory. Kinda wild.
The internet is fuckin weird, man
I just learned about Cincinnati chili spaghetti and I want some right now.
Yes. Yes. Yes. God. Yes. t.co/HOFOJo8NDr
Ok, I’ve got one more week to get onto some kind of 40 under 40 list.
Are these people on the @AP real? Or is this an SNL sketch? t.co/pq2vdxubRV
I went to a tech stars event tonight as a mentor.. Real life conversations are both exhilarating and exhausting.. I need some exercise.
Benny just ran past my office with a 12-pack of toilet paper in his mouth.
My neighbors apparently listed and sold their house while I was away for the weekend. 🤯
I am incapable of sleep now. 🧟♂️
Chicago! I am here! …and for the first time ever, I’m having a hard time finding late night dinner in this city. Goddamn covid!
Kari put Ariana Grande essentials on the sonos and then left the house… and now I’m just here listening to Ariana Grande with my cleaning lady.
This whole thing about the iPhone weather app not displaying the number 69 is so great.