Microblog

I’ve been to 3 Casey’s general stores today and eaten pizza from 2 of them. Iowa stuff.

Tried on Apple watches. 😕
I think I finally want one. 😬
Probably gonna buy one. ☹️

Finding a best friend to marry sure does make things rad. 16 years and it’s been awesome as shit. t.co/g772MKs3QX

The new Apple Watch aluminum colors make me so mad. To get something monochrome you have to pay $300+ more for SS or Ti, lol.

*old man fist shake*

I apparently only gnaw on my fingernails while at a computer and while driving. Cause I didn’t do either for a week and they straight up grew out like normal person.

Proofreading is for dweebs

Homeward bound. It was v nice to get of the US for a minute.

I accidentally got us suckered into a 2 hour vacation club sales pitch, lol. Kari “wants to bash my face in and doesn’t want to speak to me until she has a drink and an hour in the sunshine.”

Kari, laying in bed next to me: man, I can’t wait to eat some pizza.
Me: 🥰

I just drove past a house that had a Christmas tree up. Lit and everything.😭

I’ve not been on an airplane in exactly 600 days… but I’m gonna change that tomorrow. Super ready for some tropical beach time.

Kari Brooks is a punk rocker

Last night at dinner I went to the restroom and while I was standing at the urinal, a dude walked by and said, “nice jeans.” He then tooted his butt up and smacked his own ass to show me that he was wearing the same brand…

…I just said, “thank you.”

I didn’t wanna broadcast this on Kari’s birthday, but… she put fake pumpkins in front of our soundbar’s IR receiver and now I have to use a mobile app to adjust my volume and… just kill me now!!!!

I fixed the dishwasher. RIP dining room tho. Houses… AMIRITE?

My dishwasher is broken and my dining room is falling off the house. Happy Tuesday!

Let’s just keep the Facebook DNS broken forever.

This WhatsApp / Facebook / Instagram DNS outage is fun. Let’s pretend like it’s 2009 and communicate with SMS.

Holy shit. The keyboard iOS 15 is letting me swear with ease.

I think we’d be better off if covid could just mutate in a way to end everyone above like.. 25 years old.