I have eaten a slice of taco pizza every 2 hours since I woke up today... I don't know if this is sustainable.
posted 2 months ago
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Twitter just reminded me that I joined 12 years ago... and I'm now thinking about how much more fun this service used to be.
posted 2 months ago
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I kinda wish this holiday weekend had 5 more days left.
posted 2 months ago
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I really wish that Google treated gsuite accounts like real Google accounts.
posted 2 months ago
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One of my absolute favorite things about the last few years has been watching "emails" become a contention point.
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Hell is an eternity of driving across the state of Iowa on interstate 80.
posted 2 months ago
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Someone at my office changed their slack avatar to the slackbot one and their handle + display name to sIackbot (us… t.co/5Tcj2zzc0h
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That feeling when you step out of your car in public, notice your feet are cold AF, and then realize that you're wearing your house Crocs.
posted 3 months ago
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Maybe getting 30lbs of dogfood + a case of bottled green tea from Amazon isn't the best idea. This is straight up h… t.co/A01I7fYUpV
posted 3 months ago
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Just stood 30 feet away from Pusha T putting on a solid ass show at a tiny venue in Des Moines, Iowa. yeeuacht
posted 3 months ago
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Turned my bedroom Google home mini into a smart white noise machine that's integrated with my home's goodnight rout… t.co/eeJyUAXugI
posted 3 months ago
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i keep misspelling "brown tone" as "brown town" and then having little internal giggle fests.
posted 3 months ago
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We should introduce field goaltenders to American football. Big strong boys on little trapeze setups between the goal posts.
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Me: I'm gonna go to bed early!
*Gets in bed, thinks of home automation change to make, walks to the office, starts… t.co/4qJHYexjlf
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