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  • I bought Vaseline at Wall Drug. Got a free sticker. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • South Dakota loves shitty billboards. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • This weekend, I met a dude who made a racist comment about the music that his son was listening to. I was so caught… t.co/VNi6sEOGHQ posted 3 months ago - reply

  • Cheers to all you dads! I hope you played golf or barbecued or wore a shirt about your dad stats or spanked those little shit butts. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • The last time that I bought a new personal computer was 12 years ago... and I've never bought myself a new laptop. I think I'm due. posted 3 months ago - 7 comments

  • Just got back from camping and noticed that I have flip flop tan lines. I basically look like a Dave Matthews fan now. Dammit. posted 3 months ago - 5 comments

  • Day 2 of sabbatical: I am ready to retire. posted 3 months ago - 2 comments

  • Just tried to take my shirt off while wearing AirPods… which basically turned my ears into eject buttons. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • Today, I saw a car with a window sticker that said, “behind every bad bitch is a car seat.” it was really cool. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • I ate ONE piece of asparagus and my PEE SMELLS LIKE PISS posted 3 months ago - reply

  • Sabbatical starrrrts... now! I'm takin a month off to do some camping, hang with Kari, visit friends, and have friends visit me. Stoked! posted 3 months ago - 1 comment

  • Having your power go out on your last day of work before vacay invokes complex feelings. Many things to wrap up, but… vacation starts early? posted 3 months ago - 2 comments

  • I recommend putting on The Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - BRMC album. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • One of my stoner neighbors just listed his house for $420k. I’m very proud of him. posted 3 months ago - 1 comment

  • TFW you’re at a wedding and the first dance song of the young newlyweds is wonder wall… and it’s an oldie to them. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • I am at a wedding! 😱😱😱 For the girl that was a flower girl in our wedding!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱 posted 3 months ago - reply

  • Everything is more fun when you’re douche. Ironically or not. posted 3 months ago - 1 comment

  • Yoga. I always feel so good after yoga. posted 3 months ago - 1 comment

  • Children and dogs. Terrible ideas. posted 3 months ago - 2 comments

  • Someone started a trend in southern Illinois to keep displaying Trump/Pence signs... but Pence’s name is crossed ou… t.co/5H546nncjd posted 3 months ago - 2 comments