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• I am in Florida. posted 2 months ago - 2 comments

• GODDAMMIT THE SQUIRRELS FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET ONTO MY BIRD FEEDER. posted 2 months ago - reply

• It’s important to do this t.co/BMi9NPD4Qu posted 2 months ago - reply

• @arkmashton twête posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

• I LOVE CUTIES posted 2 months ago - reply

• It kills me to see technologists bitching about their decade old Sonos products becoming obsolete... You bought spe… t.co/XuHwv5PVHK posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

• “Haven’t done my taxes. I’m too turnt up” - Drake knows how to party posted 2 months ago - reply

• Looking at how much money we’ve spent on restaurants, bars, and t.co/uqDRMNM8gg over the past decade, and now I wanna puke. posted 2 months ago - 2 comments

• @harper 🤔 posted 2 months ago - reply

• @dollcraftcraig Ohp posted 2 months ago - reply

• @arkmashton Weirdly enough, I just finished my life and I’m not entirely sure what to do with my hollow knight now. posted 2 months ago - 2 comments

• 🍑💨 posted 2 months ago - reply

• We can get way fatter than this posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

• Some days more than others, I’m reminded about how awesome it is to be able to work remotely. posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

• Man. Dan Heiderscheit was quite a dude. Cancer is the worst. posted 2 months ago - reply

• A sausage egg McMuffin sounds really good rn posted 2 months ago - 3 comments

• I’m gonna try Spotify now. What year is it again? posted 2 months ago - 3 comments

• I just, “yea, you too’d” my Uber driver after he told me to have a nice flight. Goddammit. posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

• Gonna be spending the next few days in Chicago... haven’t even left yet, but I’m already looking forward to coming home. posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

• Apple portrait mode is an alpha product t.co/Zha4eSX4SS posted 2 months ago - reply