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  • The amount of reasons that I have for term limits and disallowing people over 65 from being able to run for Congress multiplies weekly. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Kari just referred to Zuckerberg as Zerkerberger and that is the best thing I’ve heard all day. posted 2 months ago - 4 comments

  • hey @MountainDew, i'm going to need you to send me this belt buckle ASAP. t.co/sUJtjob9Ce posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

  • I gotta get back to red lobster. t.co/lxTWOPzi8Y posted 2 months ago - 8 comments

  • Dreaming of going to the airport, giving a TSA agent a shoulder rub, kissing the ticketing agent, and sitting in th… t.co/tx1VnFIPpQ posted 2 months ago - 2 comments

  • Trump blaming the spread of wildfires on poor forest management while taking no blame for his poor management on th… t.co/CUqY5opmTh posted 2 months ago - 3 comments

  • SiriusXM are real dicks when it comes to subscriptions. Just canceled all three cars. posted 2 months ago - 5 comments

  • “It's ok, allow yourself a little hate. Hatred is not so bad when directed at injustice. You can turn the other che… t.co/hNLnevz5nb posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Can someone please explain the TRUMP 2020 “NO MORE BULLSHIT” flags? Like... hasn’t dude been in charge for a while? posted 2 months ago - reply

  • I feel like we’re missing out on an opportunity to build crazy masks into football helmets to make the players look like cyborgs. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Aw dangit, I forgot. posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

  • I’ve been ordering vinyl copies of albums that I used to own on CD. Twice now, I’ve gotten albums with duplicate re… t.co/kMYRcxUN8M posted 2 months ago - reply

  • After a decade or so of having a 5-digit amount of unread emails, I finally decided to “archive all.” Gonna give th… t.co/D4Qy6NU4pe posted 2 months ago - reply

  • It’s important to call your dog a wet ass puppy after it comes in from the rain... He’s a wap wap wap wap, wet ass puppy boy. posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

  • Blaring NIN albums. “Don’t you fucking know what you are?” is the question of the times. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Saturday night pizza picnic at the downtown sculpture garden was a terrible idea, lol. People are idiots. posted 3 months ago - 2 comments

  • Do you think our whiny boy President got too many spankings as a kid? Or not enough spankings? posted 3 months ago - 1 comment

  • @aeongrey Seems comfortable posted 3 months ago - reply

  • el-p looks a lot softer than he sounds. posted 3 months ago - 3 comments

  • One of my favorite parts about hip hop lately is how much harder the ladies are going over the lil yung boys. posted 3 months ago - reply