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The algorithms are terrible.

Back to work after a month. Nearly forgot my password. Excited to see what I do here now.

Today is my last day of sabbatical. 😭

I brought Kevi to a Britney Spears themed drag show and it is great.

I turn 40 in one month.

Too old for this shit

Kari just left town for a few days and I’m ready to take my shirt off, blare some music, and slam some dewskis and brewskis. Come hang this weekend and we can grill out or wrestle or go swimming or play foosball or go out or who even knows what

One of my neighbors put a big ol PRIVATE PROPERTY sign where I walked my injured dog across part of their lawn.

Camping across South Dakota was pretty cool. Here are some photos.. photos.app.goo....7ScyimaJLNi61VA

Two weeks into sabbatical. Very ready to retire.

Bout to go register my tiny camper. What should I get on the plates? CAMPBOY? TINYBOY? LILBED? Something else? t.co/igcydJNTkB

I am excited to get back to the land of @caseysgenstore and @kumandgo. The gas stations of the west suck shit.

I really need a shower

I bought Vaseline at Wall Drug. Got a free sticker.

South Dakota loves shitty billboards.

This weekend, I met a dude who made a racist comment about the music that his son was listening to. I was so caught off guard that my only reaction was, “that’s pretty intense, man” … and that was the wrong reaction. I haven’t stopped judging myself for letting it slide.

Cheers to all you dads! I hope you played golf or barbecued or wore a shirt about your dad stats or spanked those little shit butts.

The last time that I bought a new personal computer was 12 years ago... and I've never bought myself a new laptop. I think I'm due.

Just got back from camping and noticed that I have flip flop tan lines. I basically look like a Dave Matthews fan now.

Dammit.

Day 2 of sabbatical: I am ready to retire.