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Are these people on the @AP real? Or is this an SNL sketch? t.co/pq2vdxubRV

I went to a tech stars event tonight as a mentor.. Real life conversations are both exhilarating and exhausting.. I need some exercise.

Benny just ran past my office with a 12-pack of toilet paper in his mouth.

My neighbors apparently listed and sold their house while I was away for the weekend. 🤯

I am incapable of sleep now. 🧟‍♂️

Chicago! I am here! …and for the first time ever, I’m having a hard time finding late night dinner in this city. Goddamn covid!

Kari put Ariana Grande essentials on the sonos and then left the house… and now I’m just here listening to Ariana Grande with my cleaning lady.

This whole thing about the iPhone weather app not displaying the number 69 is so great.

The algorithms are terrible.

Back to work after a month. Nearly forgot my password. Excited to see what I do here now.

Today is my last day of sabbatical. 😭

I brought Kevi to a Britney Spears themed drag show and it is great.

I turn 40 in one month.

Too old for this shit

Kari just left town for a few days and I’m ready to take my shirt off, blare some music, and slam some dewskis and brewskis. Come hang this weekend and we can grill out or wrestle or go swimming or play foosball or go out or who even knows what

One of my neighbors put a big ol PRIVATE PROPERTY sign where I walked my injured dog across part of their lawn.

Camping across South Dakota was pretty cool. Here are some photos.. photos.app.goo....7ScyimaJLNi61VA

Two weeks into sabbatical. Very ready to retire.

Bout to go register my tiny camper. What should I get on the plates? CAMPBOY? TINYBOY? LILBED? Something else? t.co/igcydJNTkB

I am excited to get back to the land of @caseysgenstore and @kumandgo. The gas stations of the west suck shit.