I really need a shower
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I really need a shower
I bought Vaseline at Wall Drug. Got a free sticker.
South Dakota loves shitty billboards.
This weekend, I met a dude who made a racist comment about the music that his son was listening to. I was so caught off guard that my only reaction was, “that’s pretty intense, man” … and that was the wrong reaction. I haven’t stopped judging myself for letting it slide.
Cheers to all you dads! I hope you played golf or barbecued or wore a shirt about your dad stats or spanked those little shit butts.
The last time that I bought a new personal computer was 12 years ago... and I've never bought myself a new laptop. I think I'm due.
Just got back from camping and noticed that I have flip flop tan lines. I basically look like a Dave Matthews fan now.
Dammit.
Day 2 of sabbatical: I am ready to retire.
Just tried to take my shirt off while wearing AirPods… which basically turned my ears into eject buttons.
Today, I saw a car with a window sticker that said, “behind every bad bitch is a car seat.” it was really cool.
I ate ONE piece of asparagus and my PEE SMELLS LIKE PISS
Sabbatical starrrrts... now! I'm takin a month off to do some camping, hang with Kari, visit friends, and have friends visit me. Stoked!
Having your power go out on your last day of work before vacay invokes complex feelings. Many things to wrap up, but… vacation starts early?
I recommend putting on The Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - BRMC album.
One of my stoner neighbors just listed his house for $420k. I’m very proud of him.
TFW you’re at a wedding and the first dance song of the young newlyweds is wonder wall… and it’s an oldie to them.
I am at a wedding! 😱😱😱
For the girl that was a flower girl in our wedding!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱
Everything is more fun when you’re douche. Ironically or not.
Yoga. I always feel so good after yoga.
Children and dogs. Terrible ideas.