Microblog

The state of Iowa is not led by good people.

I am so proud of @atrak’s NFT.

So, basically, it sounds like everyone is done wearing masks now...

Kari is gonna be out of town the first weekend of July... and you know that means. t.co/xH5yCu2jne

I just made some savory soba noodle pancakes. FYI.

Benny the Butthole ran away tonight and found an elementary school soccer practice at the nearby park... So, that was a shit show.

Just went to the doctor for the first time in a couple years. He told me I was fat.

Why do Kleenex boxes look so stupid

Still thinking about Kari’s and my 15-year anniversary. When we stayed in a cabin that had a shotski... and she refused to do shotskis with me.

That evening dewski was a bad choice.

I really enjoyed those few months of not having a dog.

First time eating or drinking in public in 414 days. Feels. Good. Man. t.co/CsHemvRgQ2

Isn’t it so weird that bird shit is white?

Kari, realizing that she forgot to wear her mask in a gas station, “oh great! What an asshole! Everyone probably thinks I voted for Trump!”

I guess he’s not part butthole... weird. t.co/CZ9btH8rQ8

I wish tomorrow was a day off too

I just chiseled the tippy top of my finger off, lol.

three day weekend baybayyyyy

GUILTY, BITCH. Now let’s make some more progress.

IT IS SNOWING!!!! LOL OMG!!!!!