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Someone started a trend in southern Illinois to keep displaying Trump/Pence signs... but Pence’s name is crossed out with blue masking tape. 🧐

I am in Kentucky. It is strange here.

I’m at a baseball game and there’s a dude with a bloody nose nearby. He keeps wiping his snotty nose blood on his hands and then licking it off.

I think that I miss masks now...

My Jeep just randomly asked me to read and accept an updated privacy policy while driving. 🤔

Dinner with family, a soccer game and restaurant with friends, a graduation party, a skate fest, and a brewery... We gettin back to normalcy and it feels great.

$death

I just fed my dog a hunk of wasabi to try to reach him a lesson about begging. He enjoyed it. Dammit.

This is exciting. I can’t wait to throw back some dewskis at the finals this weekend... should I wear all my Mountain Dew paraphernalia? t.co/KpZPjX9cpK

The state of Iowa is not led by good people.

I am so proud of @atrak’s NFT.

So, basically, it sounds like everyone is done wearing masks now...

Kari is gonna be out of town the first weekend of July... and you know that means. t.co/xH5yCu2jne

I just made some savory soba noodle pancakes. FYI.

Benny the Butthole ran away tonight and found an elementary school soccer practice at the nearby park... So, that was a shit show.

Just went to the doctor for the first time in a couple years. He told me I was fat.

Why do Kleenex boxes look so stupid

Still thinking about Kari’s and my 15-year anniversary. When we stayed in a cabin that had a shotski... and she refused to do shotskis with me.

That evening dewski was a bad choice.

I really enjoyed those few months of not having a dog.

First time eating or drinking in public in 414 days. Feels. Good. Man. t.co/CsHemvRgQ2