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Went out to meet a bunch of really good friends that I’ve not seen in a very long time and forgot to bring my camera to document it… dammit.

I ate a lot of garlic today. Who wants a smooch?

A dude that I work with just said that he eats Cheetos with chopsticks to avoid the messy fingers.

TODAY IN IOWA WE WILL WATCH OUR FAVORITE COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAM BECAUSE THIS IS ALL WE’VE GOT OK?

Today has been good. Yoga. Dogs. Friends. Tacos. Speeding. Beer. Sushi. Wifey.

I’m gonna listen to a korn album and see what that’s like.

That feeling when you open up the record mismatch letters from the IRS

IT’S CHAINSAW TIME

i just scheduled a meeting titled, “double click and align on product objectives and key results” cause I’m a big time business boy.

If these bad boys had some grind plates in them… I’d go pro again.
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Reading the internet/news after a couple days of being off the grid, and… I miss being off the grid.

Earlier this week, I was reminded that leisure is *spending* time and not *wasting* it. For someone who’s always trying to be productive, it was a good check.

Just broke Karis new gold nose ring trying to take it out. She is not impressed with me.

My latest revelation is that everything, literally everything, is corny.

Kari just described first day kindergartners as puppies. lol.

I don’t think I want a Tesla bot

Kari was back to working in a building for a couple weeks and then got sent right back home because of covid outbreaks... Here we go again.

whenever someone starts singing happy birthday to you in public, just start singing along. then no one will know whose birthday it actually is.

When you take your dog to get his toenails clipped and the vet comes back out with a bottle of pills and says, “next time, give him 2 of these before you come in” … Butthole.

Benny Brooks is a cock