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Have y’all heard the word, unprecedented recently?

People are very funny on April 1st

Been doin yoga 5 times a week for the past couple months. The last time that I worked out this regularly was high school PE class..

Bod feels good, man.

Who else saw this poster and thought it said, Star Wars: The Bad Bitch? Because I just did a quadruple take. t.co/p8jIeTZgWt

Just booked campsites for a week in the badlands and black hills. Stoked.

where are my slippers

“walkie talkie” is maybe the best name that we have ever given to a piece of technology.

I wish laptops were called “typie screenies.”

I’ve been thinking a lot about getting out of tech lately. I dunno if I’ll do it. But thinking about it sure is nice.

Des Moines, Iowa t.co/9XUETjIehn

I really wanna go clubbing

One of the first things that @kbroox said to me this morning was, “I have a really big urge to fight you”

A dude just showed up to start marking all the utilities on my property... I think this means that I’ll soon be getting that new fire pit I’ve been hankering for.

Imagine looking at a feed and seeing it in chronological order

That feeling when you look at your phone and see that your friend has scheduled a vaccine appointment for you.

I am drinking a Mountain Dew flavored beer 🤯 t.co/7pCKJhRUcj

I’ve got the day off and the house to myself. Plans include: dewski slamming, woodworking, yoga, biking, and loud music. Stoked.

My favorite leaders are empathetic and honest. This is refreshing. youtu.be/JYBatFW-BP4

“Get that Johnson & Johnson shot and go back to the office!” - my annoyed, home office mate yells at me.

I can’t stop buying accessories for the camper that I don’t have yet

I can’t stop buying accessories for the camper that I don’t have