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I've been working on this with a team of really awesome folks. It's great to see it rolling out! t.co/cOlQvfI10J

Watching my dog attempt to catch wasps in his mouth invokes a rollercoaster of emotions.

I played sand volleyball tonight, gonna meet with a bunch of startups tomorrow, my birthday is Thursday, I’m having a party Saturday, and I’ve got the rest of the week off. oh. yeah. baby.

Just dropped by my car dealership for service. The showroom is completely empty because they put every vehicle outside to make it look like they have new inventory. Kinda wild.

The internet is fuckin weird, man

I just learned about Cincinnati chili spaghetti and I want some right now.

Yes. Yes. Yes. God. Yes. t.co/HOFOJo8NDr

Ok, I’ve got one more week to get onto some kind of 40 under 40 list.

Are these people on the @AP real? Or is this an SNL sketch? t.co/pq2vdxubRV

I went to a tech stars event tonight as a mentor.. Real life conversations are both exhilarating and exhausting.. I need some exercise.

Benny just ran past my office with a 12-pack of toilet paper in his mouth.

My neighbors apparently listed and sold their house while I was away for the weekend. 🤯

I am incapable of sleep now. 🧟‍♂️

Chicago! I am here! …and for the first time ever, I’m having a hard time finding late night dinner in this city. Goddamn covid!

Kari put Ariana Grande essentials on the sonos and then left the house… and now I’m just here listening to Ariana Grande with my cleaning lady.

This whole thing about the iPhone weather app not displaying the number 69 is so great.

The algorithms are terrible.

Back to work after a month. Nearly forgot my password. Excited to see what I do here now.

Today is my last day of sabbatical. 😭

I brought Kevi to a Britney Spears themed drag show and it is great.