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This is my spot. Can’t wait to get back. t.co/Y7siEYW6cl

Rich dads love NFTs

I’m loving all these texts from friends and family getting vaccinated. Normal life seems to be on the horizon! 🤞🤞🤞

I love building things that help me build other things... workshop upgrades: in progress.

“It comes with sour cream and cream cheese sauce and is topped with mozzarella, Fruit Loops and a drizzle of Greek Yogurt and condensed milk” t.co/2gfpqRho3O

I turn 40 this summer and hope to have a party. A big one.

You’ve reached peak Jeep when you start ordering accessories for your accessories.

I find that it’s best to eat big meals as fast as possible so that you don’t notice yourself getting full. and then you can just explode and die.

The new USPS trucks remind me of the @NASA robot from Flight of the Navigator. t.co/trSptMG0o5

My custom Memoji disappeared from my iPhone after the latest software update. Why, Apple? Why did you do this?

It’s 45 degrees in Iowa and folks are walking around the neighborhood in shorts and their lightest jackets... We are ready for spring.

Remember when Trump pardoned Kodak Black at the last hour of his presidency? lol. I’m really glad he did that. Very important.

It makes me so happy when I hear @kbroox singing along to shit like pop smoke.

iOS portrait mode is ridiculously bad.

I wanna drive a sherp

Dear @HyVee, this firewood that I bought from you SUCKS SHIT

Boom mics for meetings... Why?

I don’t have any projects to work on... Am I supposed to just watch TV orrr?

This Midwestern winter pandemic is about exactly as depressing as expected. Where is the goddamned fast forward button.

Just righted my wrongs and installed proximity locks on my Jeep after 17 miserable months of living without them. Whew. 😅 #doucheprobs