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Imagine looking at a feed and seeing it in chronological order

That feeling when you look at your phone and see that your friend has scheduled a vaccine appointment for you.

I am drinking a Mountain Dew flavored beer 🤯 t.co/7pCKJhRUcj

I’ve got the day off and the house to myself. Plans include: dewski slamming, woodworking, yoga, biking, and loud music. Stoked.

My favorite leaders are empathetic and honest. This is refreshing. youtu.be/JYBatFW-BP4

“Get that Johnson & Johnson shot and go back to the office!” - my annoyed, home office mate yells at me.

I can’t stop buying accessories for the camper that I don’t have yet

I can’t stop buying accessories for the camper that I don’t have

This is my spot. Can’t wait to get back. t.co/Y7siEYW6cl

Rich dads love NFTs

I’m loving all these texts from friends and family getting vaccinated. Normal life seems to be on the horizon! 🤞🤞🤞

I love building things that help me build other things... workshop upgrades: in progress.

“It comes with sour cream and cream cheese sauce and is topped with mozzarella, Fruit Loops and a drizzle of Greek Yogurt and condensed milk” t.co/2gfpqRho3O

I turn 40 this summer and hope to have a party. A big one.

You’ve reached peak Jeep when you start ordering accessories for your accessories.

I find that it’s best to eat big meals as fast as possible so that you don’t notice yourself getting full. and then you can just explode and die.

The new USPS trucks remind me of the @NASA robot from Flight of the Navigator. t.co/trSptMG0o5

My custom Memoji disappeared from my iPhone after the latest software update. Why, Apple? Why did you do this?

It’s 45 degrees in Iowa and folks are walking around the neighborhood in shorts and their lightest jackets... We are ready for spring.

Remember when Trump pardoned Kodak Black at the last hour of his presidency? lol. I’m really glad he did that. Very important.