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I’ve done yoga every day this week.

Feels good, man.

I am very happy about the @Spotify 🖤 functionality finally being added to the @Sonos app.

What are all of you @simple users jumping over to?

This is intense. youtu.be/ivVOPWrFfW4

That wasn’t a very good super bowl.

KARI JUST GOT PFIZER’D

I usually hit the skip button as soon as DJ Khalid says his name.

We should rename Earth to Ouranus

My favorite fortune. t.co/x4kfcSB4Xx

There was a time when I was proud to be an Iowan, but that is no longer the case. This once fairly progressive, Midwestern state has become so backwards.

just closed on refinancing our house. dropped the rate, knocked 5 years off the loan, and will be saving ~$50k... with roughly the same monthly payment.

feels like cheating.

My friend, @fancyabby and I are thinking about building stubhub.gov so that some of our vulnerable friends can actually get vaccine appointments.

I love when a project requires a headlamp.

I’ve been doing some genealogy research and learned that one of my grandpas knocked up his step sister in high school... that’s some OG pornhub shit.

THERE’S FINALLY AN ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT IN DES MOINES. YASSSSSSSS

I have the day off... and that’s just really exciting.

*opens internet*

So, we’re talking about GameStop, huh?

*closes internet*

Kari had the bright idea to watch 90s music videos tonight... and it was a really good idea.

Grapefruit and tequila were made for each other. t.co/UANsKQVZ7H

Has anyone seen any pictures of Bernie Sanders just sitting there?