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I love when a project requires a headlamp.

I’ve been doing some genealogy research and learned that one of my grandpas knocked up his step sister in high school... that’s some OG pornhub shit.

THERE’S FINALLY AN ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT IN DES MOINES. YASSSSSSSS

I have the day off... and that’s just really exciting.

*opens internet*

So, we’re talking about GameStop, huh?

*closes internet*

Kari had the bright idea to watch 90s music videos tonight... and it was a really good idea.

Grapefruit and tequila were made for each other. t.co/UANsKQVZ7H

Has anyone seen any pictures of Bernie Sanders just sitting there?

Who the fuck is Bruce Springsteen

*pours one out for the good boy, Garth Brooks*

Although not at all surprising, it really is sad that Trump is such a disrespectful, baby boy, sore loser that he won’t attend the inauguration of his successor.

Good riddance, ya bitch.

I think we’re gonna get some gnarly music from Kanye West this year

It’s important to remember to eat shit before you die.

Finally took our Christmas tree down.. because my Christmas home automation scenes shut down on January 15th.

Rock n roll, sushis, beer, and @kbroox. I love Fridays with this woman.

It’s important to throw on the Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here album every once in a while.. and listen to what a perfectly composed album sounds like.

Tweetin

It really is beautiful to see all these people that want the privatization of services get all butt-hurt after a private company rightfully blocks their boy for violating its Terms of Service.

I just pre-ordered an off-road camper for my Jeep.

I am truly ashamed of every single one of you still on this Trump train. You are an embarrassment.