Microblog

It’s 45 degrees in Iowa and folks are walking around the neighborhood in shorts and their lightest jackets... We are ready for spring.

Remember when Trump pardoned Kodak Black at the last hour of his presidency? lol. I’m really glad he did that. Very important.

It makes me so happy when I hear @kbroox singing along to shit like pop smoke.

iOS portrait mode is ridiculously bad.

I wanna drive a sherp

Dear @HyVee, this firewood that I bought from you SUCKS SHIT

Boom mics for meetings... Why?

I don’t have any projects to work on... Am I supposed to just watch TV orrr?

This Midwestern winter pandemic is about exactly as depressing as expected. Where is the goddamned fast forward button.

Just righted my wrongs and installed proximity locks on my Jeep after 17 miserable months of living without them. Whew. 😅 #doucheprobs

I’ve done yoga every day this week.

Feels good, man.

I am very happy about the @Spotify 🖤 functionality finally being added to the @Sonos app.

What are all of you @simple users jumping over to?

This is intense. youtu.be/ivVOPWrFfW4

That wasn’t a very good super bowl.

KARI JUST GOT PFIZER’D

I usually hit the skip button as soon as DJ Khalid says his name.

We should rename Earth to Ouranus

My favorite fortune. t.co/x4kfcSB4Xx

There was a time when I was proud to be an Iowan, but that is no longer the case. This once fairly progressive, Midwestern state has become so backwards.