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How do you think it’s going on Parler today?

My new hobby is throwing snowballs at squirrels that sneak onto my bird feeder. This pandemic is really doing wonders for my crotchety old man status.

Tomorrow is gonna be fun

Hey @Sonos, it seems like your products are getting laggier, and I don’t like that. You should consider making them faster.

She said she wanted twenty twos.. and I’m a sucker. t.co/jIl6VZEOfT

My work password expired over break. SAD TROMBONE DOT WAV OH MAN

Back to work!

Here's how last year went for me: derek.broox.com...uarantine-life/

I’ve managed to avoid the Walmart in my neighborhood since buying our house 5 years ago... this week, I finally had to go. Twice.

My favorite lesson of 2020: every one and every thing is important.. and expendable.

I just pulled a stuck Amazon van out of the snow with my Jeep. Felt good, man.

I’m super bummed to not be having a NYE party tonight

my 2020 goals were to learn how to relax, tinker on smaller car/tech/house projects, and lose some fat... thanks, covid, for making my dreams come true.

Yo, what DJs are streaming NYE sets tomorrow? and how do we donate to them?

Do we wear the same outfits that we wore for NYE last year and pretend like 2020 never happened? Or would that be a curse?

“Men’s jewelry essentials” by Tiffany. t.co/94EYTKNVBD

My regional grocery store used to have their own knock-off Mountain Dew that was called Hee-Haw. They’ve apparently rebranded, and what the fuck is this shit? Bring back the Hee-Haw. t.co/hLzH6bXBK5

After trading a car in, it’s not a good idea to look it up to see what the dealership is reselling it for.

I can’t stop window shopping for tiny overland camper trailers for the Jeep.

It’s a good idea to get a quick yoga sesh in before spending a couple hours crawling around the attic.