Microblog

This is a collection of 19,752 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.61 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

I honestly enjoy this election purgatory. Watching our little baby bitch boy president flail is very satisfying.

Kari doesn’t let me cook with her anymore because I’m a vegetable cutting perfectionist and take too long.

How are democrats so bad at this? How do you not absolutely destroy a piece of trash human like Donald Trump?

When people argue my political posts, I donate to causes that they are against in their name and then tell them about it... it’s one of my favorite troll and makes me so happy.

I cannot wait for the day that we have an inclusive and kind leader in the White House again. Imagine not hearing about some ignorant or hateful thing that the president has done every single day. Please vote.

Last night I did two things that I haven't done in a very long time: ate Indian food (it was amazing and I want more) and watched a movie (the new Borat... which was insane).

This cabin that we’re at has a Grateful Dead shot-ski... and Kari is refusing to take anniversary shot-skis with me.

I honestly can’t believe that Kanye West was on my ballot this year. 2020 is fucked.