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We bought our "fixer upper" 5 years ago today. Still not done.

For the first time ever, we have TWO TVs IN THE HOUSE

I am losing my mind

I went a little bit nuts on the Black Friday Jeep parts sales. Excited for a winter full of tinkering.

Christmas music...
Kill me.

The toilet paper that I pulled out of this Charmin packaging is definitely NOT Charmin. Counterfeit toilet paper is going TOO FAR, 2020.

I am thankful for @kbroox, steady jobs, fun cars, therapy, yoga, and everything else keeping me sane this year.

I really love the idea of being “on base” as soon as you sit down at a table at a restaurant.

I just ordered a winch and finally feel like I’m doing my country boy, river rat heritage a bit of justice.

Hey how are Trump’s lawsuits going. Is he winning now?

It was my understanding that everyone had heard that the bird is the word.

Today, I refinanced my mortgage, Amazon primed a 65” TV, bought a chain, made martinis with @kbroox, and did not even have to use my AK.

And now for my daily routine of checking the news to see how fucked up my state and country are...

I have no idea how to transition from an unzipped, hood-down hoodie to a zipped-up, hood-up hoodie without my long hair getting caught up in something.

Senator @ChuckGrassley has u kno what

I dunno about y’all, but I’m pretty ok with thanksgiving being canceled this year.

My hair is twice as long as my head.

The worst song to ever be recorded is: You can call me al, by Paul Simon.

I would like to take a white bread turkey sandwich with mayo, open it up, lay some Doritos in there, close it back up, crunch it down with my open palm, and then eat it.

Why do I not live in Colorado?