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I’m 39 years old and my wife gave my a 1334 piece lego vw camper van for Christmas. I sat down and spent hours putting this thing together today and it was AWESOME. t.co/WAcTwIOgeq

Christmas with Kari Brooks is the best.

I’m drinking a sugar free red bull vodka and pretending like I’m in a club.

The exodus from Facebook to Parler is like leaving suburbia for a trailer park.

I love it.

It’s Christmas break!

RIP Garth Brooks. derek.broox.com...p-garth-brooks/

Today was awful

I talked to some humans in real life today. Not on a camera. And not my wife.

I don’t have a single meeting scheduled today. 😲

Hey, is Trump winning the election yet?

Today, I noticed that Apple CarPlay automatically puts your smart garage door opener on the screen when you’re close to home and then dismisses after you drive away. Nice little surprise feature.

Kari, window shopping for cars online, “I want twenty twos.” 🥰

I feel like chuggin a tub of cottage cheese

Every time I look at the clock and see that it’s 8:08, I sing that Big Boi lyric about the 808 and the bass

🚨KARI HAS LEFT THE HOUSE WHAT MUSIC DO I BLARE🚨

kill me now

First order of business: Slammin two dewsks. Second order: installing a winch and new bumpers on the Jeep.

Long hair and shop creepers do not go well together

I just bought electronics at a store like it’s 2001

KARI’S MAKING BREAKFAST SANDWICHES FOR DINNER