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Hey, is Trump winning the election yet?

Today, I noticed that Apple CarPlay automatically puts your smart garage door opener on the screen when you’re close to home and then dismisses after you drive away. Nice little surprise feature.

Kari, window shopping for cars online, “I want twenty twos.” 🥰

I feel like chuggin a tub of cottage cheese

Every time I look at the clock and see that it’s 8:08, I sing that Big Boi lyric about the 808 and the bass

🚨KARI HAS LEFT THE HOUSE WHAT MUSIC DO I BLARE🚨

kill me now

First order of business: Slammin two dewsks. Second order: installing a winch and new bumpers on the Jeep.

Long hair and shop creepers do not go well together

I just bought electronics at a store like it’s 2001

KARI’S MAKING BREAKFAST SANDWICHES FOR DINNER

We bought our "fixer upper" 5 years ago today. Still not done.

For the first time ever, we have TWO TVs IN THE HOUSE

I am losing my mind

I went a little bit nuts on the Black Friday Jeep parts sales. Excited for a winter full of tinkering.

Christmas music...
Kill me.

The toilet paper that I pulled out of this Charmin packaging is definitely NOT Charmin. Counterfeit toilet paper is going TOO FAR, 2020.

I am thankful for @kbroox, steady jobs, fun cars, therapy, yoga, and everything else keeping me sane this year.

I really love the idea of being “on base” as soon as you sit down at a table at a restaurant.

I just ordered a winch and finally feel like I’m doing my country boy, river rat heritage a bit of justice.