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I just ordered a winch and finally feel like I’m doing my country boy, river rat heritage a bit of justice.

Hey how are Trump’s lawsuits going. Is he winning now?

It was my understanding that everyone had heard that the bird is the word.

Today, I refinanced my mortgage, Amazon primed a 65” TV, bought a chain, made martinis with @kbroox, and did not even have to use my AK.

And now for my daily routine of checking the news to see how fucked up my state and country are...

I have no idea how to transition from an unzipped, hood-down hoodie to a zipped-up, hood-up hoodie without my long hair getting caught up in something.

Senator @ChuckGrassley has u kno what

I dunno about y’all, but I’m pretty ok with thanksgiving being canceled this year.

My hair is twice as long as my head.

The worst song to ever be recorded is: You can call me al, by Paul Simon.

I would like to take a white bread turkey sandwich with mayo, open it up, lay some Doritos in there, close it back up, crunch it down with my open palm, and then eat it.

Why do I not live in Colorado?

Fuck yea, Joe. That is what an American president sounds like.

So, Nipsey Hussle and YG have the anthem today right?

So... just out of curiosity, which Trump quote would you most like to toss back at him right now?

Alright America! Just when I thought we couldn’t get any more ignorant, selfish, hateful, or divided, we went and BARELY redeemed ourselves! I’m excited to restore some honor and respect to the White House.

Oops! twitter.com/rea...099845045071873

The memes are so good this week. Great job, internet.

These Philly riots are really getting out of hand. t.co/wvJc4KrH2j

I NEED A PROJECT