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Everything is great. We are really doing it. t.co/i70i36oVDm

It is remarkably hard to find a lake house within N miles of home on @Airbnb

I love the feeling of sprinting and not getting anywhere.

Alright fine! I’ll file my taxes already.

I’m a big fan of falling asleep in my hammock and then waking up and realizing that I should probably go sleep in my real bed.

Well played, google photos t.co/NoVABGMbPY

Is it weird when people call using the restroom, a bio break? Cause I feel like that is super weird.

Never buy a house.

I have about 10 quarantine projects in flight and cannot seem to finish one of them

I just made a sazerac that wasn’t very good. I still drank it... but now I’m gonna try again. I’m sure this will end well.

It seems like a good time to listen to the beastie boys.

Big fan of the Juneteenth fireworks that I keep hearing.

Celebrate freedom.

You can get contacts for your eyeballs. They help you see and don't fog up. Just FYI.

Just celebrated having the next 6 days off of work with a spirited night drive around the city and didn't get pulled over.

Feels. Good. Man.

The longer I quarantine, the less desire I have to hang out with anyone. I am becoming an actual hermit boi.

I LOVE DAIKONS. THERE. I SAID IT.

I just ate a slice of Casey’s breakfast pizza for the first time in months and hole. e. shit. so. damned. good.

I took the day off to finish up a bunch of painting today... and I think I like painting more than I like computers.

I love having a phone. t.co/0U1Wua4l9Y