Boomers gonna boom. t.co/ngQGvCZKJ1
Microblog
This is a collection of 19,871 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.56 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
Kari doesn’t let me cook with her anymore because I’m a vegetable cutting perfectionist and take too long.
How are democrats so bad at this? How do you not absolutely destroy a piece of trash human like Donald Trump?
Who’s ready for a super chill and productive day?
Loved an image
When people argue my political posts, I donate to causes that they are against in their name and then tell them about it... it’s one of my favorite troll and makes me so happy.
I cannot wait for the day that we have an inclusive and kind leader in the White House again. Imagine not hearing about some ignorant or hateful thing that the president has done every single day. Please vote.
Kershaw! you sombitch! you finally did it.
Last night I did two things that I haven't done in a very long time: ate Indian food (it was amazing and I want more) and watched a movie (the new Borat... which was insane).
Pizza maker... and sponsored Soap Shoes promoter. t.co/Oh2YWreCWm
back to work!
computers are the worst
This cabin that we’re at has a Grateful Dead shot-ski... and Kari is refusing to take anniversary shot-skis with me.
Kari, Garth and I went on the sketchiest hike today. Type two, funnest time ever.
I honestly can’t believe that Kanye West was on my ballot this year. 2020 is fucked.
What the fuck is an Instagram reel
Kari just walked into my office and said, "it smells like a LAN party in here."
About once a year I get a random urge to put on Bad to the Bone.
Just early voted against @realDonaldTrump's bitch-ass. Let's end the political career of this pompous, piece of shit that's dividing our nation.