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Just stress ate a bowl of Korean noods that was way too big. Now I’m gonna go stress mow my lawn. And then I’m gonna stress go back to work.

When a woman says that she likes your gray hairs, it just means that she likes that you’re closer to death.

The amount of money that my tax man told me to pay the IRS is much higher than the amount of money I was planning to pay the IRS. 😐

everything is fake

Work this morning: router crashed mid meeting. Webcam did not work. Laptop froze twice. Rebooting took 3 tries @ 10 minutes a piece...

Working with computers is fun.

Week 7. I finally cracked. We got our first takeout food of the pandemic. Fong’s pizza.

I got my first storage unit. I am big time now. t.co/gyvu1c4Pmd

In times like these, it's important to blare The Idiots Are Taking Over by NOFX

“I’m like Rapunzel in this bitch!” - Kari, jealous about me going to the grocery store and hardware store.

Week 6 of isolation. Finally able to buy a pack of toilet paper at my local grocery store. Things are looking up!

One cool thing about fluorescent light tubes is that when they break, they throw shrapnel all over the fucking room.

PSA: you can put tater tots in a cast iron skillet and cook them on a charcoal grill and they are awesome.

Getting out and driving recklessly feels very good during these times.

One of my neighbors is straight up having a party. 20+ people chillin. 🤔

I wanted better WiFi on my patio...

I’m now $$$ deep in new networking gear and am fighting network loopbacks and DHCP leases.

The WiFi on my patio still sucks.

Ever notice how no stereo is loud enough to properly listen to anything by White Zombie?

Are you gaining weight or losing weight during this pandemic?

It’s been a month since I’ve had food from a restaurant. 😱😱😱

Oh yeah happy easter. behold the trying times.

Brewed some beer in the driveway today. It was super nice to hang outside and chat with our neighbors and friends walking by.. during these trying times t.co/pAFwVLzG3a