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I just made some crab legs and ate them in these trying times

I’m really glad it’s Friday #inTheseTryingTimes

2020 has felt like the weirdest dream.

I consider every email I receive to be TL;DR

“OH FOR CHRISSAKE! IS THAT HOW YOU PUT A PILLOW CASE ON!? WHAT THE FUCK” - @kbroox judging the way I put my pillow case on... Quarantine is great.

Today, I washed my car over my lunch break... Highlight of my week so far.

Are you still ordering take-out/delivery food?

This weekend was awesome. I feel very fortunate to have a yard to work on right now.

This whole pandemic is just reaffirming how weird we all are.

When do you think you’re gonna get COVID-19?

IT’S FRIDAY

Today’s annoyances:
- my job
- faulty product design
- shitty tech support

Today’s non-annoyances:
- the sun being out
- cruising in the Jeep with Kari and Garth Brooks
- having whiskey to drink

Hey, I think you're pretty neat, but I respect your distance.

what the fuck is animal crossing

I got some airpods. This is what they were called when I opened them up and I have no idea why. t.co/7n47zHNhgj

anyone else using quarantine to let all of your hairs go completely unkept? This beard's gettin real gnarly.

This weekend I ran more CAT6 through my house, chainsawed some trees, did some internet shopping, made cocktails, made pizzas, drank beer, and did lots of video chatting. It was productive... and boring.

Last night I dreamt about high fives and hand shakes.

Before you die, consider eating shit.

Just 1 week ago, this stable genius predicted that the US would have more confirmed cases of COVID-19 than any country in the world. twitter.com/rea...622747732127746