Microblog

This is a collection of 19,781 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.81 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

TFW you find a $5,000 mistake on the completed tax forms that you paid your CPA to do correctly. 😐

BMW North America killing the European delivery program is such a bummer... Feeling very fortunate that I got to take advantage of it while it was a thing. Experience of a lifetime.

Out for a drive and this old black dude was driving by. He stopped, got out of his truck, and said, "man, that car is a bad motha fucka!" and then talked to me about girls.

Best IRL human interaction that I’ve had in weeks.

On a 100+ person video call with a dude who doesn’t know that he’s unmuted and is watching some super gnarly/inappropriate videos in the background.

I live for this shit.

Just stress ate a bowl of Korean noods that was way too big. Now I’m gonna go stress mow my lawn. And then I’m gonna stress go back to work.

When a woman says that she likes your gray hairs, it just means that she likes that you’re closer to death.

The amount of money that my tax man told me to pay the IRS is much higher than the amount of money I was planning to pay the IRS. 😐

Work this morning: router crashed mid meeting. Webcam did not work. Laptop froze twice. Rebooting took 3 tries @ 10 minutes a piece...

Working with computers is fun.

Week 7. I finally cracked. We got our first takeout food of the pandemic. Fong’s pizza.

“I’m like Rapunzel in this bitch!” - Kari, jealous about me going to the grocery store and hardware store.

Week 6 of isolation. Finally able to buy a pack of toilet paper at my local grocery store. Things are looking up!

One cool thing about fluorescent light tubes is that when they break, they throw shrapnel all over the fucking room.

PSA: you can put tater tots in a cast iron skillet and cook them on a charcoal grill and they are awesome.