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Today was supposed to be rainy but I got to drive my topless, doorless Jeep around and mow my lawn and prune my hedges and grill out and now I am going to go hack on home automation shit. booyeah baby.

Dinner and drinks at home. Kari is on her 3rd outfit change of the night.

I just scheduled a meeting for yesterday

What are y'all using on your phones?

Company told us to block our calendars on Fridays to allow for more heads down time. It didn't work. t.co/Eg6j5qYK9R

Today my company announced that our offices will remain closed til October.

I hope 2021 is cooler.

Today my company announced that our offices will random closed til October.

I hope 2021 is cooler.

today is the 4-year anniversary of moving into our giant remodel project... and it's still not done!
Here are some progress photos tho: photos.app.goo....QywghzyWgx1FNm8

I did a yoga class over Microsoft teams... first sesh since this whole pandemic thing started. It was weird.. And rough.. And good.. I guess

I made a spreadsheet of all the plants in my yard today. This is my Tony Hawk Pro Skater.

I just made a spreadsheet of all of the plants in my yard today. This is my Tony Hawk Pro Skater.

You did it nibbles! Now... chew through my ball sack. t.co/WVsHKcg5Rv

Goodnight, Ned

are tekashi 6ix 9ine and young m.a. twins or no?

TFW you find a $5,000 mistake on the completed tax forms that you paid your CPA to do correctly. 😐

🥱🖥🍳🖥🥘🖥🧟‍♂️🛌🔄

Zoom parties are not fun

BMW North America killing the European delivery program is such a bummer... Feeling very fortunate that I got to take advantage of it while it was a thing. Experience of a lifetime.

Out for a drive and this old black dude was driving by. He stopped, got out of his truck, and said, "man, that car is a bad motha fucka!" and then talked to me about girls.

Best IRL human interaction that I’ve had in weeks.

On a 100+ person video call with a dude who doesn’t know that he’s unmuted and is watching some super gnarly/inappropriate videos in the background.

I live for this shit.