Microblog

I am drinking a coffee for maybe the first time. On accident.

I just ate sushi from Walgreens

It’s not perfect, but it’s a start. What else can I mute? t.co/48R4lqrArv

I’m talking about Mountain Dews, baby

Sometimes, in Iowa, you get an old school, Vietnam vet truck driving Uber driver that tells you all about how much the eastern world has influenced his life and your faith is totally restored in boomers.

I like how iPhone carriers act like android is so janky. iOS and the Apple ecosystem are not as polished as folks made it seem. Pretty nice, but there are lots of unintuitive gestures and it’s still buggy af.

“Hi, old man baby puppy dog boy” -@kbroox to our dog

Just got my first filling... and I now understand why people don’t like going to the dentist.

douchebags have more fun

I have no idea what to do with myself now that I’m not spending all my free time working on our house.

My dentist just told me that I’m getting my first cavity. This is BULLSHIT

It doesn’t feel like winter until the first night of broomball! I’m out of shape and we lost, but it’s good to be running around the ice again.

Forgot to download instagram. Guess I better do that. Important pictures.

Thankful that the long, gluttonous thanksgiving weekend is almost over.

Well, that didn’t take long... t.co/tZIovF7fza

Black Friday brew day starts now! t.co/HvLb5ECqdB

THANKS A LOT

I am ready to butt chug some sunlight

iPhone cameras are not good

i've been remodeling our house for ~4 years and feel like i'm fiiiiinally nearing the end... i'm pausing work for the holidays, but here's a before/after-ish album of what we’ve done so far: photos.app.goo....QywghzyWgx1FNm8