Microblog

I wish my screenshots included the cracks on my screen.

Whelp. I really planned on holding out on getting a new phone... until I just dropped my pixel 3 face down on the sidewalk and shattered the screen because of their shitty cases AGAIN. iPhone time.

Carpet blades are very sharp. My finger is sobbing blood.

I am very glad that I saw Slayer tonight. Primus and Ministry were cool too.

ding a ding dang, my dang along a ling long t.co/8SFi8UGuQj

Tonight my wife is seeing Indigo Girls with her friends and tomorrow she's seeing Slayer with me and some buds. lol

I took the day off to paint the rest of my garage and run some errands... and I am not even a dad.

It's been a long time since I've cared about computers.

Just installed ceiling fans in my garage.. like a normal person does.

Send pizza

I've been listening to house music, wiring up a bunch of new lighting, and gyrating around my house for about 2 days straight.

Kari made meatloaf

I literally have no idea why I use Google voice anymore... I don't think it provides any utility?

I never feel more alive than when I'm entering my 2-factor auth code right when it's about to expire.

I'm tired. I think I'll go to bed now.

Just paid off my car because the connection between BMW financial services and @mint kept breaking and it was driving me crazy

Feels like a Friday

Tonight at dinner this woman pulled my shirt sleeves up to look at my tattoos and then told me I should have them removed and to cut my hair. I was like... ok boomer.

My @ring doorbell broke during my city's weird version of Halloween. Great job, ring. Sorry trick-or-treaters.

If I'm taking off my underwear, you can bet your ass that I'm flicking it off my toes for an alley-oop one handed slam dunk into my hamper.