Microblog

I am an exhausted boy

Elon’s midlife crisis is so good

This Tesla truck looks like a pinewood derby car.

I’ve barely been in Chicago for an hour and I am already eating a slice of Malört cake.

This is a good tweet t.co/DcUwJNBpm3

TSA is bullshit

I just downloaded twitter so that I could tweet that I’m coming to Chicago tomorrow.. Twitter is very important.

I wish my screenshots included the cracks on my screen.

Whelp. I really planned on holding out on getting a new phone... until I just dropped my pixel 3 face down on the sidewalk and shattered the screen because of their shitty cases AGAIN. iPhone time.

Carpet blades are very sharp. My finger is sobbing blood.

I am very glad that I saw Slayer tonight. Primus and Ministry were cool too.

ding a ding dang, my dang along a ling long t.co/8SFi8UGuQj

Tonight my wife is seeing Indigo Girls with her friends and tomorrow she's seeing Slayer with me and some buds. lol

I took the day off to paint the rest of my garage and run some errands... and I am not even a dad.

It's been a long time since I've cared about computers.

Just installed ceiling fans in my garage.. like a normal person does.

Send pizza

I've been listening to house music, wiring up a bunch of new lighting, and gyrating around my house for about 2 days straight.

Kari made meatloaf

I literally have no idea why I use Google voice anymore... I don't think it provides any utility?