Microblog

This is a collection of 19,767 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.71 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

every time i shave my beard i sit in front of the mirror with chops and a mustache wondering if i should keep them for hilarity. hmmmmm

so i'm cleanin out my keg, open the keg fridge, and find 2 bottles of chimay red and a sixer of sunset wheat. score!

anyone else's itunes randomly stop producing sound? the song keeps playing, but no sound comes out. this has been happening to me for years.

i love looking in the mirror and realize that i forgot to shave for a month. eh, maybe tomorrow. bedtime!

this waitress just brushed up against my elbow and apologized for scratching men, haha. i probably cut her with these ash elbows.

i got the new metallica shaking my entire house. i wonder what the parents walking their kids to school think. man i love these speakers.