Microblog

This is a collection of 19,803 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.96 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

buying that bottle of grey goose from target was way too much work. took, a grocery person, cutomer service, and a manager.

every time i shave my beard i sit in front of the mirror with chops and a mustache wondering if i should keep them for hilarity. hmmmmm