i have this shirt that has a bunch of gnarly kali shit all over it and says "death" really huge across the front in hindi... it is so fun to wear and watch the reactions of those that can read hindi.
Microblog
This is a collection of 19,802 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.96 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
Chicago is a beautiful city.
This week: Chicago, Des Moines, Quad Cities. Work, Bone Thugs, Nelly, and my 20 year HS reunion. 👴😴
Weekends at home are so rad. I gotta try to do this more often. Tomorrow: Chicago.
Currently washing my car, listening to The Great Milenko and pretending like I'm in high school.
A couple weeks ago I went to a brunch spot that garnished their bloody marys with cold slices of pepperoni pizza and I can't stop thinking about how awesome that is... Cold pizza. Served in a restaurant. On a bloody mary.
@kbroox is the best. Don't forget to tell her happy birthday!
There's this DJ in my town that goes by TouchNice. Dude is a goddamn surgeon with his cuts.
Weekends at home are so rad
"Going to bed early is like sleeping in, but the opposite" - my friend Megan
travel, work, work on house, get sick, repeat
Passed well over 50 other Jeep Wranglers on the drive home from Chicago... So excited to have such a rare vehicle.
Kari and I saw Lizzo perform tonight in Chicago and she put on a ridiculously good show. Also, female dominated crowds are batshit.
I am wearing a fitness tracker on my wrist now. I hate the way it looks, but I like everything else about it.
I can't stop thinking about Nick Offerman saying that he doesn't own a gun "because he's not a fucking coward" at his show last night. So good.
Whelp, Nick Offerman is a sane + hilarious person IRL. Best comedy show I've been to in a bit.
I've been hunting moles in my lawn for weeks and it has almost literally driven me insane. I just saw some movement in my lawn and stabbed the shit out of it with a shovel... Think I got one.
Tonight I ate Filipino, Bosnian, Korean, Jamaican, Grecian, Venezuelan, Nepalese, Ukrainian, and Laotian food... and I am now blaring Death From Above so I don't pass out.
🚨🚨🚨 There is no Ethiopian food at the Des Moines World Food Fest! Kari is currently knocking over all of the other booths in a fit of rage. 🚨🚨🚨
Currently getting my garage floors epoxied and I'm probably more excited about this than any other home renovation that we've done.