Microblog

This is a collection of 19,802 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.96 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

I never feel more alive than when I'm entering my 2-factor auth code right when it's about to expire.

Just paid off my car because the connection between BMW financial services and @mint kept breaking and it was driving me crazy

Tonight at dinner this woman pulled my shirt sleeves up to look at my tattoos and then told me I should have them removed and to cut my hair. I was like... ok boomer.

My @ring doorbell broke during my city's weird version of Halloween. Great job, ring. Sorry trick-or-treaters.

If I'm taking off my underwear, you can bet your ass that I'm flicking it off my toes for an alley-oop one handed slam dunk into my hamper.

Garth Brooks just picked up half of a (bunny?) on our walk. Just trotting along with straight intestines hanging out of his mouth until he swallowed the whole thing in about 1 gulp. So gross, lol

Cancelled my weekend travel plans so I could stay home alone and tinker on house projects. I could not be more excited about this.

i ordered vermicelli salad and spring rolls from this vietnamese spot and the hostess called me out for basically ordering the same thing twice... feeling so owned right now.

I am at a Nelly show and it is the weirdest, whitest suburban crowd that I have ever seen. Like if you took a Dave Matthews crowd and put them in sluttier clothing, that's what this crowd is like.

I saw Bone Thugs-N-Harmony tonight and it was very fun. The last time I saw them live was in 2003... when we all had much younger balls

If you're the type of rapper that likes to rap over your own pre-recorded vocals, atleast try to spit louder than the track. I'm not trying to watch lip sync contests.