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We all know the rain delays and the field goals were just to make Iowa State feel good about their lead. #hawkEYEnation

My favorite part about calling the IRS is listening to their repetitive hold music for an hour.

I really thought that 2019 was gonna be the year that I'd get to kick back and hang out more... Now shooting for 2020... or hopefully some time before I turn 40.

The cameras on this iPhone 11 pro are so damned tempting.

One time, when I was a kid, I was doing something to really piss my dad off. In a fit of rage, he yelled, "Derek! Enough is ENOUGH! And when I say enough is enough, that means enough is ENOUGH!" ... I will never forget how hilarious I found that response to be.

This new Post Malone album is way too whiny boy for me.

That feeling when you realize that all of your weekends are booked for the next 2 months. t.co/YVH9BKtASe

Gene Simmons is a BEAST, man. 70 years old and rocking so goddamned hard.

Last Christmas Eve, Kari, her parents, my mom, Rod, and I all drank a bottle of Templeton rye and bought tickets to a KISS concert. We are now at that KISS concert.

Not having a voice is v annoying.

How to enjoy a holiday weekend: get cold, lose voice, tweak a back muscle

This is a portrait of what childhood was like growing up along the Mississippi River t.co/W424KLFEpc

I had my dog, Garth Brooks illustrated like a Garth Brooks album cover. t.co/CRlyuM8iQo

Heading home after a productive couple days at PayPal HQ. Excited for the long weekend!

Paydays are cool.

San Jose is weird, man. Nice weather tho.

topochico boyz

I accidentally just dine & dashed because I'm an airhead. Waitress straight up chased me down while I was walking to my car. 🤦‍♂️

Ever order something from Amazon and they say it'll be there in 2 days, but it doesn't arrive, so you check your orders and they say that they haven't shipped it but they'll ship it some day and then you say, "GODDD... DAMMIT" ?

Just did yoga for the first time in a month and I am dead now. Plz send flowers to @kbroox.