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Ess tee eff you

Nm. The dance floor is hilarious again. Stix rules.

I'm at stix. Why.

The keg is tapped and the fancy cheeses are out. Bout to party.

Of any of you stop ay the store, can you hrab me a sugar free red bull?

Waiting for kari to get home with the keg so I can take a quick nap.

My boss just bought me a glass of walker blue. Awesome.

Being force fed bloody marys by my boss at 801

got a massage... going to get my day-after subway.

at work. rejuvenating with a dewski, the ting tings, and datarock.

I really wish I wouldn't have seen 3am last night. Today and tonight are gonna be rough.

Just spent the last half hour trying to catch some beetle-ish bug with chopticks. I won. But I should prolly sleep before 4

I'm currently drunk enough to be giving myself a pep talk in the mirror. You assholes. See you tomorrow

I've got an idea for the des moines liars club. Put pics of gilrs in your fucking bathroom. Not guys.

The cap'n showed up. He is fuckin me up with hige rums

Liars club for my birfday.

y'all should ditch your nalgene bottles for sigg bottles. they are way comfy to drink out of... and they're just cooler.

for the record, gazali's on 60th and ashworth has awesome gyros. weird hours though...

Gettin gyros at gazali's

The e university exit has traffic backed up to e 6th for the fair, haha