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Me: hey, have a good one, man
My delivery guy: hey, you have a better one, bro!

Well, played.

This year, I’ve been working really hard on becoming the least improved golfer and I’m pretty sure I’m gonna win.

I just took a shot in my ass

ngl, there are parts of the Covid Quarantine times that I kinda miss.

Whew. I am very happy to be getting off the grid tomorrow.

If you’re ever worried that you’ve scheduled too many things to get done in a short amount of time, it’s a good idea to try anyway, rush everything and fuck a bunch of shit up.

That’s what I like to do, anyway.

The memes have been really good lately

This mother fucker has gone too far. Diet Dewski is NOT racist. twitter.com/Acy...454907291627927

That speech about passing the torch to a younger generation sure was refreshing.

Biden is a good man.

Kari’s outta town this weekend, so I’m thinking about slammin some dewsks, blaring terrible music, chopping down a tree with an ax, adding death metal decals to the camper, modding the Bronco, sipping whiskey, smoking cigars, pounding beer, and/or having a bonfire.

Just wrapped up my first season of hockey in 25 years… whew. Definitely not in the shape that I used to be in, but I’m having a blast and can’t wait for fall league to start.

I managed to slip 1 more goal in tonight as well.

I wrote a blog about my experience at @8035 after they changed the venue to @DSMWWPF.

Check it.

derek.broox.com...waterworks-park

I think it’s pretty damned respectable for Biden to put ego aside and do what he believes his constituents want.

Could he have done it sooner? Sure, but here we are.

Let’s focus on making sure that narcissistic, bigot, MAGA felon fuck never steps foot into our White House again

Just canceled Mediacom after being with them for 20 years. Kinda felt like a breakup.

This new fiber tho… 🥵🥵🥵

Walked into this IndyCar / Post Malone event right after the race finished. Dammit. And now we wait for Posty.

(but the people watching is fantastic)

Chicago, I’m comin

America was founded by immigrants looking for religious freedom, economic opportunity, and political liberty.

Let’s stand (and vote) for that.

Just made one of those $1000 drop your iPhone and shatter the screen mistakes. A few months before the next iteration. Goddammit.

Just scored the game winning goal in a shootout in overtime. Wrist shot to the upper right side. Felt good, mans.

Just went 9 under in a best ball golf tournament with @BENovator… and I won both “closest to pin” flag events on the round. Oh yea, baby.