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2.5 years after this tweet, I went to Germany and brought home an M4. t.co/kF0WFD4Qnb

how do you use twitter

I dunno why, but I'm still continually amazed by how bad Google is at messaging apps.

I sprinkle fancy cheeses on my dog's food in the morning

Today, ellen and Gwen Stefani gave away this thing that I worked on.

eat pizza erryday

Is it scientifically possible to replace my fingernails with gold?

Today was very strange.. but I'm thankful that it was filled with a bunch of close friends and familiar faces.

*shots offered amongst friends*
Me: I would not like a shot!
Old bartender lady: Listen, Linda. This is my ship. You're having a shot.
Me: ... ok

Remembering Marv Hardisty: derek.broox.com/marv-hardisty/

I have eaten a slice of taco pizza every 2 hours since I woke up today... I don't know if this is sustainable.

Twitter just reminded me that I joined 12 years ago... and I'm now thinking about how much more fun this service used to be.

I kinda wish this holiday weekend had 5 more days left.

I really wish that Google treated gsuite accounts like real Google accounts.

One of my absolute favorite things about the last few years has been watching "emails" become a contention point.

Hell is an eternity of driving across the state of Iowa on interstate 80.

Someone at my office changed their slack avatar to the slackbot one and their handle + display name to sIackbot (using a capital i in place of the L) and is trolling everyone. "sIackbot is typing..."

I used a fulcrum today.

That feeling when you step out of your car in public, notice your feet are cold AF, and then realize that you're wearing your house Crocs.

Maybe getting 30lbs of dogfood + a case of bottled green tea from Amazon isn't the best idea. This is straight up how my package was delivered, lol t.co/bVsHs2B1jK