Get out the boat
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This is a collection of 19,758 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.65 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
Me: I'm gonna go to bed early!
*Gets in bed, thinks of home automation change to make, walks to the office, starts tinkering with automations*
... and now it's past midnight
One of my favorite things to do is, put my laptop away after work on Friday and then not touch a computer again for the rest of the weekend.
God Bless America
"Your butt is your worst feature" - @kbroox
There's a group of kids trick-or-treating in my neighborhood. The houses aren't answering or don't have candy, and the kids have empty buckets. Again, Halloween in Des Moines is weird.
Happy Halloween. Listen to the Twiztid - Trick r Treat EP. mne.lnk.to/TrickOrTreat
Des Moines needs a Make Halloween Great Again campaign. Beggars Night is dumb.
"We stopped at this great little honey shop on the way and I bought whipped honey... but security just took it from me. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜" ... Thank you for keeping us safe, TSA.
Yea, Boston.
Putting on a morph suit by yourself is a goddamn challenge.
There's a straight pack of coyotes running through my neighborhood right now
Just hot pursuit chased down some person that did a minor hit and run on my wife's car.
Had the bright idea to take Kari up to Ankeny for dinner... for the nostalgia. It was a horrible idea. God I'm glad we moved out of this place.
Stink bugs really just smell like cilantro, which, in my opinion, is not stinky at all.
13 years ago these babes got married.. and we haven't stopped celebrating since. t.co/Ev3OAA8mjB
i am bad to the bone
Tweetin on this Pixel 3. It is a very pretty phone and has some great cameras.
I've been noticing a weird epenthesis lately where a lot of people (myself included) seem to append a T sound when saying "hey" in passing. Everyone is basically just walking around saying, "hate"
Amazon and UPS hath forsaken me.