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Just stood 30 feet away from Pusha T putting on a solid ass show at a tiny venue in Des Moines, Iowa. yeeuacht

Turned my bedroom Google home mini into a smart white noise machine that's integrated with my home's goodnight routine. It's the simplest/best automation I've done in a while.

i keep misspelling "brown tone" as "brown town" and then having little internal giggle fests.

We should introduce field goaltenders to American football. Big strong boys on little trapeze setups between the goal posts.

Trump's winning 2020 for sure.

Get out the boat

Me: I'm gonna go to bed early!
*Gets in bed, thinks of home automation change to make, walks to the office, starts tinkering with automations*
... and now it's past midnight

One of my favorite things to do is, put my laptop away after work on Friday and then not touch a computer again for the rest of the weekend.

God Bless America

"Your butt is your worst feature" - @kbroox

There's a group of kids trick-or-treating in my neighborhood. The houses aren't answering or don't have candy, and the kids have empty buckets. Again, Halloween in Des Moines is weird.

Happy Halloween. Listen to the Twiztid - Trick r Treat EP. mne.lnk.to/TrickOrTreat

Des Moines needs a Make Halloween Great Again campaign. Beggars Night is dumb.

"We stopped at this great little honey shop on the way and I bought whipped honey... but security just took it from me. 😭😭😭" ... Thank you for keeping us safe, TSA.

Yea, Boston.

Putting on a morph suit by yourself is a goddamn challenge.

There's a straight pack of coyotes running through my neighborhood right now

Just hot pursuit chased down some person that did a minor hit and run on my wife's car.

Had the bright idea to take Kari up to Ankeny for dinner... for the nostalgia. It was a horrible idea. God I'm glad we moved out of this place.

Stink bugs really just smell like cilantro, which, in my opinion, is not stinky at all.