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13 years ago these babes got married.. and we haven't stopped celebrating since. t.co/Ev3OAA8mjB

i am bad to the bone

Tweetin on this Pixel 3. It is a very pretty phone and has some great cameras.

I've been noticing a weird epenthesis lately where a lot of people (myself included) seem to append a T sound when saying "hey" in passing. Everyone is basically just walking around saying, "hate"

Amazon and UPS hath forsaken me.

Talkin about Mountain Dews, baby. instagram.com/p/Bo6gO2xjY5i/

Smokin meats and watching this crazy Iowa / Indiana game. Saturday stuff.

Whenever I'm at home on weekend nights, I throw YouTube on the TV and watch music videos til I pass out.

Can 👏 you 👏 tell 👏 how 👏 mad 👏 I 👏 am?

Last week of softball. 40 degrees. Double header. Won the first game. Bat 1.000. Lost the second game. Bat .500. Fun season.

Just saw a downtown DM cop on the street helping this young dude tie his necktie.

Pre-ordered a phone. I am a whore.

Kari and I are currently eating Kraft macaroni and cheese mixed with spaghetti-O's. It is disgusting... but also kind of awesome.

Cornell college lost football today #corNELLnation

Currently sitting at a bar where the entire city's power has gone out. This is a remarkable experience.

I dig Post Malone, but this Better Now soft rock track really does not belong on these hip hop stations.

Goddamn, yoga is hard sometimes. Feels awful/good man.

I'm mostly excited for the Pixel 3 announcement because my <1 year old Pixel 2 is so laggy that it barely works anymore... Frustrating.

Holy shit, is that the sun? 😎

Whew, that was a long, intense baseball game. See ya next year, Cubs.