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Just completed a 3.21 mi bike with @Runkeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/aja5sto #Runkeeper

Me after I wake up: youtu.be/FzG4uDgje3M

We moved into our house 2 years ago, today... Feels like I've been working on it for 5.. with 5 more to go.

That footlong brat was too big

Checked the final thing off of our kitchen remodel by finishing up a solid walnut floating shelf this weekend. Photos here: photos.app.goo....OfioeaaZZJj2Fy2

I ate 4 cupcakes and a slice of pizza for dinner.

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I just saw a dude wearing a black tee with big white letters that said, "MY WIFE SAID NO"

I'm the kind of guy who turns a simple floating shelf project into a crawl around the attic to run new electrical so we can have an ambient lit floating shelf project.

When the arborist who doesn't like to remove trees stops by and says, "you should remove these trees." ☹️

Just had a great evening of teaching a couple friends how to brew their first batch of beer. Can't wait to tap it!

Winding down after a super random night with my old buddy, Lance Benz. Whew.

I'm at The @HomeDepot in West Des Moines, IA swarmapp.com/c/8URFIhQoFMt

The best part about karaoke is making bets on which woman will sing Alanis Morisette

I find that it's a very good idea to wake up and throw on the Snoop Dogg - Doggystyle album every once in a while.

Sometimes I have nightmares that I find a whole new section of my house that still needs remodeled.

Currently listening to old Underoath albums. 2003 me feels so ALIVE.

I'm a little ashamed that I dragged this project out for 2 years... but I finally finished building my handrail. Photos here: photos.app.goo....J3WaPdsVoPpHXf2

i can't stop giggling about @michelleisawolf saying, "The president of the United States is the one pussy you're not allowed to grab"

Beds are the coolest