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Another thing I wasn't prepared for when I joined the gym is the amount of primping that dudes do in the locker room. Jesus Christ.

Kari owned me on a, "did you try to unplug it and plug it back in" situation this weekend. After I smugly debugged a problem in every other way, she was right... I am proud.

🚨 GREEK FEST IS OUT OF KABOBS 🚨

Just finished building a bunch of shelves and organizing my heap of a shed... I see a shower beer in my very near future.

There is so much emo hip hop these days. I am not sure how I feel about it.

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I am my happiest when I am driving my car like a complete asshole... To everyone else on the road, I am sorry. Sorta.

I just got a La Croix out of my fridge. It is now somewhere in my house, but I have no idea where.

why?
gq.com/story/za...ds-in-the-woods

I honestly think the most exciting part of the Riot Fest lineup announcement is The Aquabats. Been wanting to see those dudes live for years.

It's good to see a racist fall. You deserve it.

My first 3 vehicles were cheaper than this small device that simply helps my wife (with MS) walk normally. I'm super thankful that this technology exists, but I'm also angry about how cost prohibitive it is for folks less fortunate. t.co/jDVVLFMDLv

I just had a s'more with dark chocolate, sea salt, walnuts and bacon.

"why do they make a plant that looks like a burger, when you can just eat a plant?" - this kid at this BBQ trying to figure out the veggie burgers.

What's the deal with hazy pale ales. Why is this cool now?

I ate Thai, Indian, and Indonesian food today. I am very pleased with this.

Wearing drop crotch stretch capri shorts to yoga was a bad choice.

Thinking about getting super buff and starting a motivational strong boy Instagram account... 🤔

Amazon's "Frequently bought together" section is getting too good... Their temptation just tripled the size of my order in 1-click.

Just completed a 4.59 mi bike with @Runkeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/ajb3zqo #Runkeeper